Roster for Kansas City Chefs:

Catchers:

• 4739 Fannie Farmer, 25, c (190 G, 2.0 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4873 Lidia Bastianich, 22, 2b (125 G, -1.5 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5047 Edna Lewis, 22, 2b (99 G, -4.5 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4283 Ademir Marques de Menezes, 31, 3b (438 G, -2.2 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4202 Roger Williams, 28, ss (365 G, -1.3 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4604 Big Daddy Kane, 23, ss (163 G, 1.6 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4168 Guy Fawkes, 31, lf (460 G, -0.3 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4728 Joël Robuchon, 26, lf (220 G, -1.0 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4488 Bill Bradley, 28, cf (320 G, 3.8 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4581 Jacques Pépin, 27, cf (206 G, -6.6 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5010 Giada De Laurentiis, 19, cf (44 G, -0.5 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4298 Harvey Milk, 30, sp (180 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4542 Wylie Dufresne, 25, sp (136 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4958 Swedish Chef, 22, sp (43 G, -8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 3862 Scar, 32, mr (253 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4590 Alain Ducasse, 27, mr (138 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4506 Grant Achatz, 24, rp (77 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4926 Pillsbury Doughboy, 21, rp (53 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4941 Chef, 20, rp (25 G, -7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4854 Julia Child, 20, rf (35 G, -0.8 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4817 Ruth Reichl, 21, rf (27 G, -2.7 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4980 Paula Deen, 18, rp (who?)
• 5087 David Chang, 18, rf (who?)
• 5054 Caesar Cardini, 18, sp (who?)
• 5111 Thomas Keller, 17, sp (who?)
• 5089 Fran Drescher, 17, rp (who?)
• 5092 Tom Colicchio, 20, 1b (who?)