Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 4945 Minka Kelly, 24, c (60 G, 2.3 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5290 Edgar "Taff" Evans, 19, c (14 G, -0.3 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4925 Fabio Capello, 21, 1b (43 G, 4.9 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5135 Ian Stewart, 21, 1b (39 G, 0.4 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5221 ?uestlove, 20, 1b (37 G, -1.3 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5082 Annie Edison, 22, 2b (62 G, -0.6 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5141 Lizzie McGuire, 18, 2b (16 G, -11.0 DR/40, -20.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5215 Marramaquiz, 22, ss (26 G, 3.5 DR/40, -15.7 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 5134 Rajon Rondo, 23, lf (72 G, -1.3 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5285 deadmau5, 18, lf (20 G, -6.2 DR/40, -15.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4628 Rakim, 27, cf (147 G, -2.1 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5138 Camille Rowe, 19, cf (43 G, -7.5 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4855 Mick Jagger, 26, sp (114 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4993 Julian Casablancas, 24, sp (90 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4836 Mangiafuoco, 22, sp (40 G, -10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5114 Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, 23, rp (70 G, -2.3 PRAA/300)
• 5085 Britta Perry, 23, rp (51 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4898 Natalie Joel, 21, rp (34 G, -12.0 PRAA/300)
• 5155 Chord Overstreet, 19, rp (23 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5137 Nash Overstreet, 18, rp (20 G, -12.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4802 Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, 23, rp (19 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5231 Skrillex, 18, sp (9 G, -23.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5237 P!nk, 18, lf (who?)
• 5276 Kesha Rose Sebert, 18, 1b (who?)
• 5224 P-Nut, 17, cf (who?)
• 5292 Carlos Alonso Gonzalez, 17, 2b (who?)
• 5220 Lou Macari, 17, ss (who?)