Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 4595 Aurelio Voltaire, 33, c (396 G, 2.1 DR/40, 8.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4367 Oscar Bluth, 29, c (269 G, 0.8 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4530 Art Garfunkel, 27, 1b (221 G, 1.7 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4332 Andy 2. Taylor, 27, 2b (337 G, 0.1 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4529 Paul Simon, 27, 2b (263 G, 1.0 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4441 Ryan Adams, 28, 3b (380 G, 2.3 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4472 Earl Warren, 30, ss (372 G, -1.8 DR/40, 7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4410 Simon Le Bon, 27, ss (336 G, -0.1 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4498 Cheshire Cat, 29, ss (303 G, 2.2 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4707 Bono, 26, lf (293 G, 0.2 DR/40, 10.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4435 Rebel Alley, 30, cf (387 G, 1.0 DR/40, 11.5 OR/40)
• 4628 Rakim, 26, cf (109 G, -2.2 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4289 Ignacio Zoco, 30, rf (524 G, -1.0 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4460 Barbara Boxer, 30, sp (190 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4507 Kelly Rohrbach, 28, sp (162 G, 11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4855 Mick Jagger, 25, sp (96 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4704 Larry Mullen Jr., 25, sp (75 G, 9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4993 Julian Casablancas, 23, sp (74 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4636 Bjork Gudmundsdottir, 25, mr (194 G, 11.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4884 Keith Richards, 23, rp (90 G, 10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5114 Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, 22, rp (49 G, 2.6 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5134 Rajon Rondo, 22, lf (27 G, 1.3 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5082 Annie Edison, 21, 2b (27 G, -2.1 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5135 Ian Stewart, 20, 1b (who?)
• 5155 Chord Overstreet, 18, rp
• 4802 Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, 22, rp (who?)
• 5137 Nash Overstreet, 17, rp