Roster for waivers:
Catchers:
- 4367 Oscar Bluth, 30, c (293 G, 0.8 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 4477 Kendall Jenner, 28, c (279 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 4571 Maggey Byrde, 27, c (196 G, -0.3 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40)
Infielders:
- 4143 Toni Garrn, 32, 1b (571 G, 0.2 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 4603 Vaevictis Asmadi, 27, 1b (266 G, -2.2 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40)
- 4530 Art Garfunkel, 28, 1b (232 G, 0.9 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 4750 Nicole Kidman, 25, 1b (204 G, 1.4 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 5072 Matthew Henson, 22, 1b (54 G, -11.7 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 5230 Fortinbras, 19, 1b (who?)
- 4332 Andy 2. Taylor, 28, 2b (360 G, 0.1 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40)
- 4371 Henry Rider Haggard, 28, 2b (265 G, -1.7 DR/40, -7.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 4529 Paul Simon, 28, 2b (263 G, 1.0 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 4420 Nnedi Okorafor, 27, 2b (208 G, -1.0 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 4971 Schoolly D, 24, 2b (68 G, -3.4 DR/40, -10.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 4001 Dale Cooper, 34, 3b (642 G, 1.7 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 4441 Ryan Adams, 29, 3b (400 G, 2.3 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 4656 Jefferson Davis, 27, 3b (181 G, -4.4 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 4784 Nicol Bolas, 25, 3b (97 G, -1.2 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40)
- 4978 Rick Carlisle, 20, 3b (who?)
- 4202 Roger Williams, 30, ss (404 G, -1.6 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 4448 Jose Armando Ufarte Ventoso, 30, ss (328 G, 3.5 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 4449 Josh Donn, 27, ss (244 G, 0.9 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40)
- 4434 Detective Dick Gumshoe, 29, ss (222 G, -3.3 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 4168 Guy Fawkes, 33, lf (501 G, -0.6 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 4190 Colin the Corgi, 30, lf (498 G, -3.1 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40)
- 4445 Amanda Rosewater, 29, lf (322 G, 4.2 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 4887 Too $hort, 24, lf (43 G, -4.3 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 5185 Celia Ammerman, 19, lf (who?)
- 5096 Mowgli, 20, lf (who?)
- 4488 Bill Bradley, 30, cf (346 G, 3.2 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 4866 Nahiri the Lithomancer, 25, cf (193 G, -2.8 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40)
- 5199 Rich Kelley, 19, cf (who?)
- 4289 Ignacio Zoco, 31, rf (525 G, -1.0 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 4518 Jennifer Ringley, 30, rf (148 G, 3.2 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 4681 Lady Macbeth, 27, rf (137 G, -6.2 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 5252 Carbucketty, 18, rf (who?)
Starters:
- 3917 Maxime Vachier-Lagrave, 37, sp (260 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4298 Harvey Milk, 32, sp (198 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4487 Beatrice, 26, sp (109 G, -12.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4879 Juwan Howard, 22, sp (62 G, -11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4731 Caterpillar, 26, sp (57 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4992 Emerson Leao, 22, sp (39 G, -12.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4909 Yasova Dragonclaw, 25, sp (31 G, -11.3 PRAA/300)
- 5054 Caesar Cardini, 20, sp (who?)
Relievers:
- 3862 Scar, 34, mr (274 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 3891 William Seward, 34, mr (231 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4975 Leslie Knope, 25, mr (48 G, -11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5248 Earl Hickey, 18, mr (who?)
- 3895 Tanya Donelly, 35, rp (345 G, 12.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4310 Virgil Tibbs, 31, rp (282 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4174 Olivia Munn, 34, rp (262 G, 8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4649 Daniel Passarella, 28, rp (167 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4677 Josephine Skriver, 27, rp (137 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4762 Tiffany Herrera, 26, rp (88 G, -0.3 PRAA/300)
- 4880 Omnath Locus of Mana, 26, rp (65 G, -3.0 PRAA/300)
- 4931 Wendell Ford, 24, rp (52 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4984 Danny Ainge, 20, rp (37 G, -18.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4778 Kool Moe Dee, 25, rp (32 G, -11.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4871 Revolver Ocelot, 23, rp (22 G, -10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5210 Pete Rock, 22, rp (9 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5235 Hector Eduardo Chumpitaz Gonzales, 18, rp
- 5103 Tony Serafini, 19, rp
- 5260 Felix, 18, rp (who?)
- 5165 Zapaquilda, 19, rp