Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 4739 Fannie Farmer, 28, c (274 G, 2.0 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4945 Minka Kelly, 25, c (84 G, 0.6 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5016 Lyzolda the Blood Witch, 23, c (58 G, -0.3 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40)
• 5092 Tom Colicchio, 23, c (25 G, 1.3 DR/40, -12.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5290 Edgar "Taff" Evans, 20, c (14 G, -0.3 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5283 Lawrence "Titus" Oates, 22, c (who?)
• 5206 Robert Falcon Scott, 22, c (who?)
• 5357 B-Real, 18, c

Infielders:

• 4680 Garruk Wildspeaker, 28, 1b (261 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4756 Michael Scott, 25, 1b (220 G, -3.0 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5048 Bladewing the Risen, 25, 1b (114 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40)
• 5320 Old Deuteronomy, 17, 1b
• 4788 Hello Kitty, 28, 2b (283 G, -1.1 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4495 Roger Taylor, 28, 2b (175 G, 0.2 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5291 Jade Cole, 20, 2b (who?)
• 4305 Phyllis Dorothy James, 32, 3b (554 G, 2.1 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4535 Florea Dumitrache, 29, 3b (315 G, -2.3 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5058 Dora Marquez, 21, 3b (86 G, -11.2 DR/40, -12.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5288 Isperia the Inscrutable, 21, 3b
• 5316 Blake Wilson, 20, 3b
• 4369 Pink Panther, 33, ss (457 G, 0.9 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4848 Wil Wheaton, 26, ss (82 G, 2.4 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4374 Mike Mansfield, 31, lf (537 G, 0.7 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4916 Valentine, 26, lf (103 G, 3.7 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5134 Rajon Rondo, 24, lf (72 G, -1.3 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5321 Voyn Voynov, 17, lf
• 5145 Mark Eaton, 20, lf (who?)
• 4466 Kristy Hinze, 31, cf (396 G, -0.1 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4509 Claudio, 28, cf (172 G, 0.3 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4628 Rakim, 28, cf (147 G, -2.1 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5285 deadmau5, 19, cf (44 G, -9.6 DR/40, -12.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5297 Sticky Fingaz, 18, cf
• 5371 Kool Keith, 21, cf
• 4411 Justin Lall, 32, rf (417 G, 3.8 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40)
• 5131 Ini Miney, 23, rf (106 G, 1.5 DR/40, -11.7 OR/40)
• 4817 Ruth Reichl, 24, rf (68 G, -4.4 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5336 Stephen Wolfram, 21, rf

Starters:

• 4040 George Kelly, 33, sp (202 G, -11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4724 F.D.C. Willard, 29, sp (136 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4403 Hugo Black, 32, sp (119 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4994 Jan Jongbloed, 25, sp (68 G, -5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4794 Stella Maxwell, 28, sp (66 G, -6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4836 Mangiafuoco, 23, sp (40 G, -10.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4995 Captain Hoseason, 21, sp (25 G, -12.5 PRAA/300)
• 5137 Nash Overstreet, 19, sp (20 G, -12.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5256 Sebastian Pinera, 19, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 4378 Ignatius Pollaky, 30, mr (227 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4322 Mia Fey, 29, mr (106 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4956 Tom Haverford, 22, mr (26 G, -9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5231 Skrillex, 19, mr (9 G, -23.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5338 Ramses Overdark, 17, mr (6 G, -53.1 PRAA/300)
• 5201 Tommy Vercetti, 19, mr (who?)
• 4016 Alan Cranston, 36, rp (277 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4554 Hampton the Hamster, 30, rp (232 G, 5.0 PRAA/300)
• 4526 Tigger, 28, rp (209 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4653 Stanley Hudson, 30, rp (173 G, 7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4621 Arnold Vinick, 30, rp (166 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4901 Don Rickles, 24, rp (39 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5083 Penelo, 23, rp (15 G, -16.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5345 Bobby Newport, 21, rp
• 5253 Rick Astley, 20, rp (who?)
• 5174 Chris Overstreet, 19, rp
• 5376 Jerry Gergich, 19, rp
• 5295 Bryon Russell, 19, rp (who?)