Roster for Stamford Jobbers:

Catchers:

• 438 Groucho Marx, 24, c (97 G, 1.1 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 375 Lucy Ricardo, 32, 2b (253 G, 2.8 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 349 Bob, 28, 2b (177 G, 5.2 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 238 Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 27, 3b (246 G, -2.3 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 648 Owen Hart, 22, 3b (132 G, 2.2 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 247 Yokozuna, 26, ss (226 G, 6.4 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 551 Katherine Wei-Sender, 21, ss (35 G, -4.1 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 136 Arthur Charles Clarke, 30, lf (219 G, 1.5 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 724 Ahmed Johnson, 18, lf (34 G, 2.0 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 249 John Cena, 29, cf (264 G, 7.5 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 832 Mr. Perfect, 20, cf (48 G, -0.8 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 243 Andre the Giant, 26, rf (263 G, -1.9 DR/40, 10.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 258 Bubba Ray Dudley, 29, sp (120 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 148 Leigh Brackett, 28, sp (105 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 472 Tom Bergeron, 23, sp (59 G, -2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 304 Freddy Krueger, 26, mr (104 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 699 Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, 22, mr (38 G, -9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 259 D-Von Dudley, 29, rp (159 G, 17.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 226 Mark Twain, 25, rp (113 G, 0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 461 Virgil, 24, rp (90 G, 7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 725 Grand Duke Jean, 20, rp (16 G, -4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 579 Jerry "The King" Lawler, 23, 2b (33 G, -2.8 DR/40, -13.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 577 Jules Winnfield, 21, lf (22 G, 1.5 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 817 Bushwhacker Luke, 19, 2b (who?)
• 846 Bushwhacker Butch, 19, mr (who?)
• 822 Stuart Scott, 21, rf (who?)