Roster for Stamford Jobbers:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 579 Jerry "The King" Lawler, 24, 2b (75 G, -4.7 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 238 Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 28, 3b (271 G, -2.6 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 648 Owen Hart, 23, 3b (179 G, 1.9 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 247 Yokozuna, 27, ss (246 G, 6.6 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 551 Katherine Wei-Sender, 22, ss (73 G, -3.1 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 903 Kane, 21, ss (28 G, 1.4 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 724 Ahmed Johnson, 19, lf (52 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 832 Mr. Perfect, 21, cf (98 G, -5.0 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 900 The Undertaker, 19, cf (40 G, -3.9 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 243 Andre the Giant, 27, rf (307 G, -0.7 DR/40, 11.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 822 Stuart Scott, 22, rf (44 G, -2.8 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 258 Bubba Ray Dudley, 30, sp (138 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 148 Leigh Brackett, 29, sp (121 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 472 Tom Bergeron, 24, sp (80 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 643 Janis Joplin, 23, sp (75 G, -5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 304 Freddy Krueger, 27, mr (118 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 259 D-Von Dudley, 30, rp (185 G, 14.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 226 Mark Twain, 26, rp (133 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 461 Virgil, 25, rp (117 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 725 Grand Duke Jean, 21, rp (25 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 699 Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, 23, mr (38 G, -9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 956 Paul Bearer, 20, rp (who?)
- 897 Dalia Grybauskaite, 19, sp (who?)
- 846 Bushwhacker Butch, 20, mr (who?)
- 967 Pete Rose, 19, 1b (who?)