Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 5011 Liz Lemon, 25, c (363 G, 0.5 DR/40, 5.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5135 Ian Stewart, 25, 1b (180 G, 0.9 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4957 Hilary Swank, 27, 2b (229 G, 4.6 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 21, 2b (81 G, -0.5 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5549 Carrie Bradshaw, 21, 2b (17 G, 0.5 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4825 Barney Stinson, 29, 3b (416 G, 6.4 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4963 Ron Swanson, 29, ss (425 G, 3.4 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5216 Alex Russo, 24, lf (218 G, 1.7 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4991 Kenneth Parcell, 24, lf (193 G, -3.1 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4882 Ranjit Singh, 26, cf (274 G, 1.3 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5071 Jeff Winger, 26, rf (305 G, 2.5 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4317 Patricia Anthony, 33, sp (291 G, 8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4766 Kelly Kapoor, 28, sp (147 G, 1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5041 Jack Donaghy, 27, sp (104 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5419 Leonard Hofstadter, 23, sp (62 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5501 Mindy Lahiri, 21, sp (16 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 29, mr (166 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5060 Abed Nadir, 25, mr (72 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4917 Dan Aykroyd, 28, rp (206 G, 6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4884 Keith Richards, 28, rp (194 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4765 Creed Bratton, 30, rp (181 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5055 Tracy Jordan, 27, 2b (325 G, 5.2 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5417 Tinker Bell, 22, ss (64 G, 0.1 DR/40, -10.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5421 Raj Koothrappali, 20, rp (who?)
• 5294 Ashley Graham, 21, rp (who?)
• 5429 Howard Wolowitz, 19, lf (who?)
• 5544 Samantha Jones, 17, ss (who?)