Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 5135 Ian Stewart, 26, 1b (208 G, 0.8 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 5549 Carrie Bradshaw, 22, 2b (55 G, 3.8 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 5166 Heavy D, 26, 3b (305 G, 1.0 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 22, 3b (124 G, -0.8 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 4963 Ron Swanson, 30, ss (475 G, 3.1 DR/40, 7.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 4957 Hilary Swank, 28, ss (269 G, 4.5 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 5216 Alex Russo, 25, lf (265 G, 2.0 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 4991 Kenneth Parcell, 25, lf (239 G, -2.1 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 4882 Ranjit Singh, 27, cf (314 G, 0.5 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 5071 Jeff Winger, 27, rf (354 G, 2.4 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 4317 Patricia Anthony, 34, sp (305 G, 8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4766 Kelly Kapoor, 29, sp (162 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5041 Jack Donaghy, 28, sp (123 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5419 Leonard Hofstadter, 24, sp (87 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5501 Mindy Lahiri, 22, sp (19 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 30, mr (194 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5060 Abed Nadir, 26, mr (97 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4884 Keith Richards, 29, rp (211 G, 6.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4765 Creed Bratton, 31, rp (200 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5421 Raj Koothrappali, 21, rp (17 G, 13.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 5055 Tracy Jordan, 28, 2b (325 G, 5.2 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 5417 Tinker Bell, 23, ss (64 G, 0.1 DR/40, -10.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 5535 Jess Day, 20, rp (16 G, -19.6 PRAA/300)
- 5636 Ronald McDonald, 17, rp
- 5653 Charlie Kelly, 21, sp
- 5429 Howard Wolowitz, 20, lf (who?)