Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 4725 Muezza, 30, c (418 G, 1.5 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4885 Ugin the Spirit Dragon, 30, c (366 G, 1.0 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40)
• 4853 Park Jae-sang, 29, c (351 G, 0.5 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5183 Thurl Bailey, 24, c (105 G, -1.5 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5398 Riggu Felis, 21, c (34 G, -4.8 DR/40, -18.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 4797 Manute Bol, 31, 1b (380 G, 1.9 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5184 Laertes, 24, 1b (135 G, 0.7 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5211 Hannah Montana, 25, 1b (105 G, -1.8 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5022 Ebenezer Balfour, 24, 1b (58 G, -1.9 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 5387 Toomai, 20, 1b (14 G, 5.1 DR/40, -16.6 OR/40)
• 5435 Terminator X, 21, 1b (who?)
• 4191 Patty Murray, 36, 2b (526 G, -5.9 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4627 Hosea Jan Frank, 31, 2b (497 G, 2.0 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40)
• 4655 Coricopat, 30, 2b (387 G, -2.9 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4665 Luke Perry, 30, 2b (323 G, 3.2 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4823 Pinocchio, 30, 2b (289 G, 1.1 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4982 Kevin McHale, 26, 2b (203 G, 0.0 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4998 Basch fon Ronsenburg, 24, 2b (50 G, 0.9 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5605 Pouncial, 21, 2b
• 4433 Dianne Feinstein, 35, 3b (480 G, -2.0 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5308 Arthur Antunes Coimbra, 22, 3b (47 G, 1.4 DR/40, -16.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5568 Miranda Hobbes, 19, 3b (who?)
• 4472 Earl Warren, 35, ss (467 G, -1.7 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4743 Mark Hamill, 31, ss (437 G, 3.2 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4814 Hugh Jackman, 29, ss (230 G, 1.9 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5537 Snow Villiers, 21, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4705 Judy Garland, 30, lf (456 G, 0.9 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4707 Bono, 31, lf (455 G, 0.5 DR/40, 8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4728 Joël Robuchon, 32, lf (428 G, -2.4 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4581 Jacques Pépin, 33, cf (442 G, -3.4 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4889 Brent Spiner, 30, cf (348 G, 2.0 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5335 Melrose Bickerstaff, 21, cf (50 G, -1.9 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5597 Kid Rock, 19, cf (who?)
• 4706 Gilbert Arenas, 31, rf (369 G, 5.8 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 4886 Truman the Tiger, 28, rf (226 G, -0.6 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4406 Peter Morgan, 34, sp (241 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4542 Wylie Dufresne, 31, sp (199 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4589 Palladia-Mors, 29, sp (173 G, 0.8 PRAA/300)
• 4855 Mick Jagger, 30, sp (161 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4875 Bruce Willis, 30, sp (151 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4732 March Hare, 29, sp (135 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4774 Venus Palermo, 28, sp (131 G, -4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4891 Laura Dundovic, 28, sp (99 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5062 Troy Barnes, 27, sp (38 G, -5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5120 Larissa Kelly, 25, sp (33 G, -10.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5385 Jake Clawson, 23, sp (13 G, -5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5436 Penny, 20, sp (who?)

Relievers:

• 4052 Anne Vyalitsyna, 37, mr (461 G, 5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4816 Elvin Hayes, 31, mr (232 G, 1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4715 Hailey Clauson, 31, mr (190 G, 2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4524 Franz Beckenbauer, 33, rp (300 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4689 Tina Fey, 29, rp (220 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4798 Flashman, 31, rp (211 G, 7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4749 King Lyncus, 29, rp (174 G, 8.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4941 Chef, 26, rp (134 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5000 Vaan, 25, rp (123 G, -5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5121 Slick Rick, 27, rp (118 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4972 Captain Alexander Smollett, 25, rp (116 G, -4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4968 Greven il-Vec, 28, rp (105 G, -2.2 PRAA/300)
• 4983 Tom Connally, 25, rp (73 G, -12.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5193 John Marston, 24, rp (42 G, -8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5433 Jean-Marie Trappeniers, 21, rp (27 G, -12.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4933 Alben W. Barkley, 25, rp (who?)
• 5311 Rick Moranis, 24, rp (who?)