Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

Infielders:

4699 Johan Cruyff, 31, 1b (429 G, -3.3 DR/40, 7.6 OR/40) (who?)
4502 Maru, 32, 1b (400 G, -3.4 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
4102 Lucille Bluth, 35, 2b (715 G, 2.4 DR/40, 8.0 OR/40) (who?)
4370 Frank Loesser, 32, 2b (458 G, -2.5 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
5150 Ophelia, 23, 2b (122 G, -1.8 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
5479 Julie Depardieu, 17, 2b (who?)
4597 Jaga, 31, 3b (384 G, -0.5 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
4641 Coco Rocha, 32, 3b (352 G, -1.5 DR/40, 2.5 OR/40) (who?)
5030 Chuck Long, 27, 3b (254 G, 3.0 DR/40, -9.4 OR/40) (who?)
5410 Noodles, 19, 3b (35 G, 1.4 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40) (who?)
5438 Clyde Lovelette, 21, 3b
3924 Willy Brandt, 37, ss (754 G, -2.5 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
4438 Irisa Nyira, 33, ss (439 G, 0.2 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40)
4410 Simon Le Bon, 31, ss (410 G, 0.0 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
4900 Agyness Deyn, 28, ss (254 G, 0.4 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

4259 Charles Michel, 34, lf (607 G, 0.2 DR/40, 7.8 OR/40) (who?)
4510 Afrika Bambaataa, 33, lf (504 G, -1.8 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40) (who?)
4470 Harold Varmus, 34, lf (469 G, 1.8 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
4624 Carlos Roberto de Oliveira, 30, lf (361 G, -1.0 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
4544 Blit Wizbok, 30, lf (319 G, 3.9 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40)
4709 Giancarlo De Sisti, 31, lf (175 G, -2.9 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)
5237 P!nk, 21, lf (96 G, -3.5 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)
5349 Vasco da Gama, 23, lf (14 G, 4.0 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
4461 Dean Ray Koontz, 31, cf (574 G, 2.9 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40)
4768 Cloris Leachman, 30, cf (265 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
5408 Nick Hexum, 21, cf (36 G, -11.2 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
5023 Scott Wedman, 23, cf (19 G, -3.8 DR/40, -14.9 OR/40) (who?)
4985 Claudius, 26, cf (who?)
4854 Julia Child, 25, rf (156 G, 1.1 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
5257 Ansem, 23, rf (53 G, -0.5 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40) (who?)
5317 Sue Sakamoto, 22, rf (19 G, -0.8 DR/40, -11.6 OR/40) (who?)
5420 Lennox, 19, rf (who?)
5314 Andrei Kirilenko, 23, rf (who?)

Starters:

4460 Barbara Boxer, 34, sp (215 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
4563 Nobby Stiles, 32, sp (193 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
4647 Zach King, 31, sp (186 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
4557 Benedick, 29, sp (168 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
4450 Manfred von Karma, 32, sp (161 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
4868 Byron Dorgan, 25, sp (92 G, -21.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
5004 Misa Campo, 24, sp (53 G, -12.8 PRAA/300)
5197 Marley Marl, 21, sp (40 G, -18.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
5139 Captain Sisay, 21, sp (26 G, -11.4 PRAA/300)
5326 Toby Turner, 19, sp (6 G, -31.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
5361 Ben Harper, 19, sp (6 G, -15.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
5273 Queen Latifah, 21, sp (2 G, -33.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
5513 Bubsy, 17, sp (who?)
5467 The D.O.C., 18, sp (who?)
5343 George Mallory, 20, sp (who?)

Relievers:

4753 Elspeth Tirel, 27, mr (116 G, -5.3 PRAA/300)
5244 Matt Harpring, 23, mr (85 G, -15.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
5040 Honey Badger, 24, mr (62 G, -10.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
5068 Comunardo Niccolai, 26, mr (47 G, -5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
4780 Chubby Huggs, 30, rp (128 G, -5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
5272 Phil Mickelson, 22, rp (21 G, -9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
5457 Cat Stevens, 20, rp (14 G, -26.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
5236 Riku, 23, rp (12 G, -17.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
5173 Bayonetta, 21, rp (who?)