Roster for Almaty Almosts:

Catchers:

• 5178 Henry Cabot Lodge, 26, c (262 G, -0.1 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5369 Elizabeth Emken, 24, 1b (104 G, 3.2 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5170 Pat Buchanan, 27, 2b (225 G, 1.7 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5247 Jim Furyk, 25, 3b (206 G, 1.3 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4431 Richard Feynman, 32, ss (612 G, -2.9 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4633 Jason Bateman, 30, ss (253 G, -5.2 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5130 Frederick Cook, 28, ss (152 G, -1.4 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5036 Herschel Walker, 29, lf (266 G, 3.2 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4805 James M2 Cox, 29, cf (390 G, -2.7 DR/40, 6.9 OR/40)
• 5061 Ken Jennings, 26, cf (284 G, 0.1 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4746 Ragnar Thorhalsson, 29, rf (397 G, 1.5 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40)
• 5362 Carly Fiorina, 25, rf (188 G, -0.9 DR/40, 14.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4822 Simba, 31, sp (188 G, 12.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4955 Carl Edwards, 29, sp (155 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5079 Arthur Chu, 28, sp (97 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5233 Sandy Lyle, 26, mr (104 G, -9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4989 Jacob Javits, 27, mr (68 G, -8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4946 Denny Hamlin, 30, rp (172 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5160 Scratchy, 27, rp (160 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5334 Meg Whitman, 23, rp (90 G, -4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5414 Real Quiet, 21, rp (89 G, 7.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5175 Rick Santorum, 26, sp (53 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5238 Bubba Watson, 26, sp (41 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5673 Denis Mukwege, 20, ss (40 G, -10.2 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 5569 Ágatha Bednarczuk, 22, mr (9 G, -11.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5654 Pope Francis, 21, cf
• 5608 Bárbara Seixas, 18, 2b (who?)