Roster for Almaty Almosts:

Catchers:

• 5178 Henry Cabot Lodge, 27, c (303 G, 0.0 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4959 Long John Silver, 28, c (246 G, 0.4 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5369 Elizabeth Emken, 25, 1b (136 G, 2.5 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5170 Pat Buchanan, 28, 2b (256 G, 1.8 DR/40, 5.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5247 Jim Furyk, 26, 3b (249 G, 1.8 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5762 Misty K. Snow, 20, 3b (37 G, -7.5 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40)
• 4633 Jason Bateman, 31, ss (292 G, -5.3 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5036 Herschel Walker, 30, lf (302 G, 2.9 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4805 James M2 Cox, 30, cf (426 G, -2.5 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40)
• 5061 Ken Jennings, 27, cf (325 G, -0.4 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5654 Pope Francis, 22, cf (40 G, 2.6 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40)
• 5362 Carly Fiorina, 26, rf (221 G, 0.4 DR/40, 14.9 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4822 Simba, 32, sp (205 G, 12.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5079 Arthur Chu, 29, sp (119 G, 5.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5175 Rick Santorum, 27, sp (64 G, 2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4989 Jacob Javits, 28, mr (92 G, -6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5569 Ágatha Bednarczuk, 23, mr (35 G, -0.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4946 Denny Hamlin, 31, rp (196 G, 7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5160 Scratchy, 28, rp (179 G, 5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5414 Real Quiet, 22, rp (116 G, 7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5334 Meg Whitman, 24, rp (112 G, -3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 4746 Ragnar Thorhalsson, 30, rf (397 G, 1.5 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40)
• 5017 Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, 28, lf (305 G, 0.1 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5238 Bubba Watson, 27, sp (41 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5673 Denis Mukwege, 21, ss (40 G, -10.2 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 5728 Ron Crumpton, 19, rp
• 5608 Bárbara Seixas, 19, 2b (who?)