Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 5168 Rikki Tikki Tavi, 26, c (301 G, 1.8 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5428 Murdoc Niccals, 21, 1b (175 G, 0.9 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5082 Annie Edison, 27, 2b (235 G, -0.4 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5461 Dave Navarro, 22, 2b (116 G, 5.1 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 4925 Fabio Capello, 26, 3b (239 G, 2.1 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5221 ?uestlove, 25, ss (237 G, 1.1 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5562 Foxes, 20, ss (37 G, -4.0 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5276 Kesha Rose Sebert, 23, lf (183 G, -2.1 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5469 Hillel Slovak, 23, lf (132 G, 3.4 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5370 Ben Kweller, 21, cf (109 G, -0.7 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4583 Fritz Robinson, 30, rf (455 G, 4.3 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40)
• 5333 Ben Lee, 21, rf (55 G, -7.1 DR/40, -7.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5125 Borborygmos, 27, sp (167 G, 2.7 PRAA/300)
• 4898 Natalie Joel, 26, sp (128 G, -5.8 PRAA/300)
• 4802 Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, 28, sp (104 G, 5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5460 Josh Klinghoffer, 23, sp (60 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5155 Chord Overstreet, 24, rp (118 G, -1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5277 Rev Run, 23, rp (117 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5368 Sting, 22, rp (114 G, 9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5451 2D, 22, rp (90 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5219 Hathi, 23, rp (83 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5324 Joseph Favre, 24, rf (113 G, -1.5 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5258 Jedit Ojanen, 25, cf (97 G, -3.4 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40)
• 5647 Halsey, 18, 2b
• 5648 Peaches, 18, 1b
• 5645 Enya, 20, 1b
• 5606 Chris Collingwood, 18, cf (who?)