Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 5168 Rikki Tikki Tavi, 27, c (344 G, 1.5 DR/40, 7.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5428 Murdoc Niccals, 22, 1b (224 G, 0.9 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5461 Dave Navarro, 23, 2b (161 G, 4.3 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 4925 Fabio Capello, 27, 3b (279 G, 2.2 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5221 ?uestlove, 26, ss (273 G, 1.9 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5562 Foxes, 21, ss (76 G, -1.7 DR/40, 3.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5276 Kesha Rose Sebert, 24, lf (220 G, -1.7 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5469 Hillel Slovak, 24, lf (171 G, 3.4 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5370 Ben Kweller, 22, cf (146 G, 0.1 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5645 Enya, 21, cf (39 G, 4.3 DR/40, 7.5 OR/40)
• 4583 Fritz Robinson, 31, rf (500 G, 4.5 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40)
• 5333 Ben Lee, 22, rf (61 G, -6.3 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5125 Borborygmos, 28, sp (186 G, 4.2 PRAA/300)
• 4898 Natalie Joel, 27, sp (143 G, -2.3 PRAA/300)
• 4802 Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, 29, sp (122 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5460 Josh Klinghoffer, 24, sp (79 G, 2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4507 Kelly Rohrbach, 35, mr (292 G, 11.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5277 Rev Run, 24, rp (140 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5155 Chord Overstreet, 25, rp (138 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5368 Sting, 23, rp (137 G, 13.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5451 2D, 23, rp (115 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5219 Hathi, 24, rp (83 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5734 Cloves, 21, 2b (16 G, -7.5 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40)
• 5647 Halsey, 19, 3b
• 5648 Peaches, 19, c
• 5714 Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, 17, sp
• 5606 Chris Collingwood, 19, cf (who?)