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SimBase Players, Year 63

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By position: c | 1b | 2b | 3b | ss | lf | cf | rf | sp | mr | rp

2D, rp, Seattle
?uestlove, ss, Seattle

Aamito Lagum, cf, Milan
Abed Nadir, mr, Los Angeles
Adam Schlesinger, lf, Paddington
Adrianne Ho, c, Stratford
Al Horford, rp, Baltimore
Alan Bible, 1b, Washington
Alan Breck Stewart, c, Stratford
Alben W. Barkley, rp, Washington
Aldo Zilli, c, Kansas City
Alex Russo, lf, Los Angeles
Alexandra Daddario, rp, Milan
Alm-Uncle, rp, Paddington
Alonzo, rp, Compton
Alx James, lf, Cyberspace
Amy Farrah Fowler, 3b, Los Angeles
Anchal Joseph, 2b, Milan
Andrew Bachelor, 3b, on waivers
Angela Martin, 1b, Cyberspace
Anna Ewers, 2b, Milan
Anne-Sophie Pic, sp, Kansas City
Annie Edison, 2b, Seattle
Antoine Walker, ss, Baltimore
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, rp, Carolina
Arthur Chu, sp, Almaty
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, lf, San Jose
Ashley Graham, rp, Los Angeles/Compton
Ashley Tisdale, 3b, Sao Paulo
Atarka World Render, lf, Multiverse
Athreos God of Passage, rf, Milan
Aubie, rp, Philadelphia
Aurelia the Warleader, ss, Cyberspace
Ayumu, 2b, Sao Paulo

Balthier, rp, on waivers
Barney Stinson, 3b, Los Angeles/on waivers
Beatrice, sp, Washington
Bella Hadid, sp, Milan
Ben Kweller, cf, Seattle
Ben Lee, rf, Seattle
Benny Fine, ss, Cyberspace
Benny the Bengal, sp, on waivers
Biff Hooper, lf, Paddington
Big Boss, 3b, San Jose
Big Daddy Kane, ss, Stratford
Big the Cat, c, Philadelphia
Bill Anders, rp, Carolina
Bill Sharman, ss, Baltimore
Billy Bremner, rp, Kratovo
Birdie Sanders, rf, Cyberspace
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, mr, Kratovo
Blastoise, 3b, San Jose
Bob Cousy, c, on waivers
Bob Pettit, c, Baltimore
Bobby Flay, mr, Kansas City
Borborygmos, sp, Seattle
Bradley Beal, sp, on waivers
Brion Stoutarm, ss, Multiverse
Brittany Furlan, sp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Bubba Watson, sp, Almaty
Bulbasaur, 2b, San Jose
Bushwick Bill, mr, Compton
Buzz Aldrin, 2b, Carolina
Byakko, ss, Philadelphia
Byron Dorgan, sp, Washington
Bárbara Seixas, 2b, Almaty

Camille Rowe, cf, Milan
Candace Payne, rf, Cyberspace
Captain James Hook, 3b, on waivers
Carl Edwards, sp, Almaty
Carly Fiorina, rf, Almaty
Carmen Kass, rp, on waivers
Caroline Channing, ss, Sao Paulo
Caroline Trentini, c, Milan
Carrie Bradshaw, 2b, Los Angeles
Cat Morgan, cf, Philadelphia
Charizard, 1b, San Jose
Charles Culberson, lf, Washington
Charles Lincoln Neal III, mr, Cyberspace
Charles Wilkes, rf, Carolina
Charlie Duke, rp, Carolina
Charlie Kelly, sp, Los Angeles
Charlotte York, c, Sao Paulo
Chet Morton, rp, on waivers
China Machado, rf, Milan
Chord Overstreet, rp, Seattle
Chris Collingwood, cf, Seattle
Christopher Columbus, sp, Carolina
Chuck D, lf, Compton
Claire Farron, cf, San Jose
Clara Sesemann, sp, Paddington
Claudio Gentile, rp, Kratovo
Cliff Hagan, lf, Baltimore
Creed Bratton, rp, Los Angeles
Curly Brace, c, San Jose

DJ Spinderella, mr, Sao Paulo
DJ Yella, ss, Compton
Dahlia Hawthorne, rf, San Jose
Dan Aykroyd, rp, San Jose
Dan Savage, rp, Stratford
Daniel Lara, cf, Cyberspace
Daphne Groeneveld, rp, Milan
Dark Kat, rp, Philadelphia
Darrell Griffith, ss, Baltimore
Darryl McDaniels, rp, Compton
Dave Barry, rp, Multiverse
Dave Cowens, cf, Baltimore
Dave Navarro, 2b, Seattle
David Balfour, 2b, on waivers
David Chang, rf, Kansas City
David DeVore Jr, mr, Cyberspace
Dawon, rp, Philadelphia
Dee Reynolds, mr, Stratford
Denis Mukwege, ss, Almaty
Denny Hamlin, rp, Almaty
Deron Williams, mr, Baltimore
Diane Keaton, 2b, Kratovo
Dianne Feinstein, 3b, Washington
Dick Nanninga, lf, Kratovo
Dieter Burdenski, rp, on waivers
Dikembe Mutombo, sp, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, sp, Baltimore
Dominique Wilkins, 3b, Baltimore
Donalbain, 1b, Washington
Doraemon, lf, Philadelphia
Doug E. Fresh, rp, Compton
Dr. Dre, 2b, Compton
Dr. Horrible, mr, Cyberspace
Dralnu Lich Lord, 2b, Multiverse
Dres, 1b, Compton

Eazy-E, rp, Compton
Edmund Hillary, lf, Carolina
Edna Lewis, 2b, Kansas City
Ehud ben-Gera, 3b, Sao Paulo
Einars Repse, 3b, Washington
Eleonora Pons, mr, Paddington
Elizabeth Emken, 1b, Almaty
Elizabeth Warren, ss, Washington
Ema Skye, rp, San Jose/on waivers
Enrique Ballestrero, rp, Kratovo
Enrique DeLome, mr, Philadelphia
Enrique de Lome, lf, Philadelphia/on waivers
Enya, 1b, Seattle
Erin Wasson, sp, Milan
Ertai Wizard Adept, rf, Multiverse
Etcetera, c, on waivers
Experiment Kraj, 3b, Multiverse

Fabio Capello, 3b, Seattle
Fenton Hardy, lf, Paddington
Figaro, rp, Philadelphia
Foxes, ss, Seattle
Fran, 2b, San Jose
Fran Drescher, rp, Kansas City
Frank Borman, rp, Carolina
Frank Hardy, 1b, Paddington
Frank Reynolds, 1b, on waivers
Franziska von Karma, sp, San Jose
Fred Durst, 2b, Stratford
Frederick Cook, ss, Almaty
Friedrich Koncilia, rp, Kratovo
Fritz, sp, Philadelphia
Fritz Robinson, rf, Seattle

Gaddock Teeg, c, Multiverse
Gaius Mucius Scaevola, rf, Sao Paulo
Gaylord Nelson, sp, Carolina
Geert Van Hecke, sp, Kansas City
Geist of Saint Traft, rf, Multiverse
Gemma Ward, sp, Milan
George Clement Perkins, rp, Washington
George Cohen, rp, Kratovo
George Herbert Walker Bush, mr, Los Angeles
George Kelly, sp, Washington
Geppetto, ss, on waivers
Gerrard Capashen, 3b, Multiverse
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, 1b, on waivers
Gertrude, cf, Stratford
Gia, sp, Philadelphia
Giacinto Facchetti, mr, Kratovo
Giada De Laurentiis, cf, Stratford
Gian Franco Romagnoli, rp, Kansas City
Gianfranco Chiarini, cf, Kansas City
Gideon Jura, ss, on waivers
Gigi Hadid, ss, Milan
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, cf, Multiverse
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, 1b, Washington
Grace Helbig, cf, Cyberspace
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, 1b, Baltimore
Greg Kinnear, c, Sao Paulo
Griddlebone, sp, Philadelphia
Grimalkin, c, Sao Paulo
Grimes, rp, Philadelphia
Grizabella, rp, on waivers
Growltiger, cf, Philadelphia
Grzegorz Lato, rf, Kratovo
Gualtiero Marchesi, rp, Kansas City
Guenhwyvar, mr, Paddington
Guido Anchovy, lf, on waivers
Guy Savoy, c, Kansas City

Hailey Baldwin, c, Milan
Halsey, 2b, Seattle
Hank Green, sp, Cyberspace
Hathi, rp, Seattle
Heather Mason, ss, San Jose
Heavy D, 3b, Compton/Los Angeles
Heidi, ss, Paddington
Heinz Winkler, 2b, Kansas City
Henri Michel, ss, Kratovo
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, sp, Cyberspace
Henry Cabot Lodge, c, Almaty
Herb Kohl, rp, Washington
Herschel Walker, lf, Almaty
Hilary Swank, ss, Los Angeles
Hillel Slovak, lf, Seattle
Hippolyta, 3b, Stratford
Hobbes, rp, Stratford/on waivers
Hope Estheim, rp, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Howard Wolowitz, lf, Los Angeles
Hristo Bonev, rf, Stratford/Kansas City
Hugo Chavez, sp, Stratford/Kansas City

Ian Stewart, 1b, Los Angeles
Ice Cube, cf, Compton
Ice-T, mr, Compton
Iola Morton, sp, Paddington
Iona Shield of Emeria, mr, on waivers
Iraj Danaeifard, rf, Paddington
Isabeli Fontana, sp, Milan
Iskra Lawrence, c, Milan

J Dilla, 3b, Compton/on waivers
Jack Donaghy, sp, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, sp, Washington
Jacques Pic, ss, Kansas City
Jam Master Jay, rp, Compton
James Cameron, cf, on waivers
James Cook, c, Carolina
James M2 Cox, cf, Almaty
James Sunderland, 1b, San Jose
Jamie Oliver, sp, Kansas City
Janeane Garofalo, rp, Sao Paulo
January Jones, ss, Compton
Jasmia Robinson, sp, Sao Paulo
Jason Bateman, ss, Almaty
Jason Sudeikis, rp, Sao Paulo
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, lf, Kansas City
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, 1b, Sao Paulo
Jedit Ojanen, cf, Seattle
Jeff Winger, rf, Los Angeles
Jellylorum, 3b, on waivers
Jennifer Lawrence, cf, Kratovo
Jess Day, rp, Los Angeles
Jessica Minh Anh, sp, Milan
Jessica White, 1b, on waivers
Jim Bunning, mr, Carolina
Jim Furyk, 3b, Almaty
Jim Hawkins, c, Baltimore
Jim Lovell, 2b, Carolina
Joe Hardy, c, Paddington
Joe Johnson, c, Baltimore
John 2. Stockton, sp, on waivers
John Cabot, sp, Carolina
John Darling, rp, Paddington/on waivers
John Green, sp, Cyberspace
John Havlicek, mr, Baltimore
John Hoynes, rp, on waivers
John Wall, sp, San Jose
Johnny Rep, lf, Kratovo
Jon Tester, mr, Stratford
Jose Pereira, rp, Carolina
Joseph Favre, rf, Seattle
Joseph Stiglitz, lf, Sao Paulo
Josh Holloway, ss, Sao Paulo
Josh Klinghoffer, sp, Seattle
Josh Smith, mr, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, mr, Sao Paulo
Judson Laipply, lf, on waivers
Julia Stegner, rp, Milan
Justine Sacco, 1b, on waivers

Kairi, rf, on waivers
Karl Malone, rp, Baltimore
Karl Mundt, cf, Washington
Kathryn Janeway, sp, Stratford/on waivers
Kazuma Sakamoto, 2b, Cyberspace
Keanu Reeves, cf, Baltimore
Keith Richards, rp, Los Angeles
Kelly Gale, lf, Stratford/Kratovo
Kelly Kapoor, sp, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, sp, Stratford
Ken Jennings, cf, Almaty
Kenneth Parcell, lf, Los Angeles
Kenny Dalglish, 2b, on waivers
Kent Conrad, rf, Washington
Kes, sp, Stratford
Kesha Rose Sebert, lf, Seattle
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, rp, Cyberspace
Kool DJ Red Alert, rp, Compton
Kotick, 2b, Paddington
Kratos, lf, San Jose
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, rp, Seattle/on waivers
Kruphix God of Horizons, sp, Multiverse
Kyle Korver, 1b, Baltimore

Lady Victoria Hervey, rp, on waivers
Laimdota Straujuma, ss, on waivers
Lais Ribero, 3b, Milan
Larry Bird, ss, Baltimore
Larry Mullen Jr., sp, Kratovo
Leif Ericcson, 1b, Carolina
Lenny Wilkens, sp, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, sp, Los Angeles
Leonid Shmuts, rp, Kratovo
Lidia Bastianich, 2b, Stratford/on waivers
Lilly Singh, rp, Cyberspace
Lily Aldrin, rf, Kansas City/on waivers
Little Mermaid, rf, Paddington
Liz Lemon, c, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, c, Paddington

MC Ren, c, Compton
MC Shan, lf, Kratovo/on waivers
Maahes, 3b, San Jose
Mac Manc McManx, rp, Philadelphia
Macavity, c, Philadelphia
Macbeth, c, Stratford
Macduff, rf, on waivers
Malcolm, rp, Stratford
Marc Connelly, mr, Stratford
Marcus Smart, lf, Baltimore
Marhault Elsdragon, lf, Stratford
Mario Coluna, cf, Stratford
Mario Frittoli, rp, Kansas City
Mario Kempes, c, Kratovo
Mark Fischbach, cf, Cyberspace
Mark Watney, sp, Carolina
Marramaquiz, ss, Stratford
Masta Ace, 3b, Compton
Matt Harding, rp, Cyberspace
Matthew Broderick, 3b, Stratford
Max Black, c, Milan
Maximillion Galactica, cf, San Jose
Meg Whitman, rp, Almaty
Melissa Lewis, sp, Carolina
Michael Collins, 3b, Carolina
Michel Platini, c, Kratovo
Michel Troisgrois, lf, Kansas City
Miles Edgeworth, c, San Jose
Mindy Lahiri, sp, Los Angeles
Mistress Ford, rp, Stratford
Momir Vig, rp, Multiverse
Mookie Blaylock, cf, Compton
Morgan Fey, ss, San Jose
Mufasa, 3b, on waivers
Munkustrap, rp, Philadelphia
Murdoc Niccals, 1b, Seattle
Myla Dalbesio, rf, Paddington

Nag, ss, Multiverse
Nagaina, 3b, Kansas City
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, sp, Seattle
Nash Grier, sp, Cyberspace
Nastassia Slinky, c, Philadelphia
Natalie Galkina, ss, Milan
Natalie Joel, sp, Seattle
Nathan Drake, sp, Baltimore
Nathan Kress, ss, Sao Paulo
Neil Armstrong, rp, Carolina
Nestor Combin, 2b, Kratovo
Nicholas Fraser, c, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Nightingale, sp, Paddington
Noodle, 3b, Sao Paulo
NoĂ©mie Lenoir, 1b, Stratford/Kratovo

Obzedat Ghost Council, ss, Multiverse
Oerba Dia Vanille, rp, San Jose
Oerba Yun Fang, 2b, San Jose
Old Man Pytheas, sp, Carolina
Ole Lukoje, c, Paddington
Ole-Luk-Oie, 2b, Paddington
Olivia Voldaren, sp, Multiverse
Oona Queen of the Fae, 1b, Multiverse

Paolo Rossi, 3b, Kratovo
Pat Buchanan, 2b, Almaty
Pat McCarran, rf, Washington
Patricia Anthony, sp, Los Angeles
Patty Murray, 2b, Washington
Patty Smyth, lf, Washington
Paul Breitner, sp, Kratovo
Paul Pierce, rp, Baltimore
Paulina Vega, rp, on waivers
Peaches, 1b, Seattle
Pearl Fey, lf, San Jose
Penelope Pussycat, ss, Philadelphia
Pepa, 2b, Compton
Pepe the Frog, lf, Philadelphia
Perd Hapley, sp, on waivers
Pete Conrad, 1b, Carolina
Pete Maravich, ss, Baltimore
Peter, sp, Paddington
Peter Fonda, 3b, Stratford
Peter Pan, sp, Paddington
Phife Dawg, lf, on waivers
Phil Cohen, 1b, Paddington
Philip DeFranco Jr., 2b, Cyberspace
Pillsbury Doughboy, rp, Kansas City
Player 1, rp, San Jose
Pope Francis, cf, Almaty
Posdnuos, lf, Compton
Prime Speaker Zegana, rp, Multiverse
Prince William, rp, on waivers
Priyanka Chopra, c, Milan
Proteus, rp, Washington

Q-Tip, sp, on waivers
Quote, sp, San Jose

Rachael Ray, rp, Sao Paulo
Raffaele Esposito, rp, Kansas City
Rafi Fine, cf, Cyberspace
Ragnar Thorhalsson, rf, Almaty
Raj Koothrappali, rp, Los Angeles
Rand Paul, rp, Washington
Ranjit Singh, cf, Los Angeles
Ray Liotta, ss, Kratovo
Razia Boros Archangel, 2b, Multiverse
Real Quiet, rp, Almaty
Regina Berry, sp, San Jose
Rev Run, rp, Seattle
Rhett James McLaughlin, ss, Cyberspace
Richard Dreyfuss, 1b, Compton
Richard Feynman, ss, Almaty
Richard Pryor, rp, Stratford
Rick Santorum, sp, Almaty
Rikki Tikki Tavi, c, Seattle
Roald Amundsen, c, Carolina
Robert Peary, cf, Carolina
Roberto Rivellino, lf, Kratovo/on waivers
Romee Strijd, rp, Milan
Ron Swanson, ss, Los Angeles
Ronald McDonald, rp, Los Angeles
Ross, lf, Sao Paulo
Royce Da 5'9", sp, Compton
Rufus, rf, Philadelphia
Rumpus Cat, rp, Philadelphia
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, sp, Multiverse
Russel Hobbs, rf, Compton
Rüdiger Schnuphase, c, Carolina

Salt, sp, Compton
Sam Jones, 3b, Cyberspace
Samantha Jones, ss, on waivers
Sammy Griner, 2b, Cyberspace
Sandy Lyle, mr, Almaty
Sazh Katzroy, rp, San Jose
Scratchy, rp, Almaty
Seal, sp, Stratford
Sepp Maier, sp, Kratovo
Sessilee Lopez, rp, Milan
Sheldon Cooper, sp, on waivers
Sigarda Host of Herons, 1b, Multiverse
Silumgar the Drifting Death, sp, Multiverse
Simba, sp, Almaty
Sir John Falstaff, rp, Kansas City
Siward, 2b, Stratford
Smarty Jones, rp, Sao Paulo
Smieragatto, 2b, Philadelphia/Sao Paulo
Snow, ss, Compton/Philadelphia
Snow Queen, mr, Paddington
Snowbell, rp, on waivers
Sora, rp, San Jose
Spud Webb, lf, Baltimore
Stacey Augmon, mr, Baltimore
Sting, rp, Seattle
Sunday Silence, 2b, Philadelphia
Suzy Amis, rf, Milan
Svetlana Gannushkina, 1b, on waivers
Swedish Chef, sp, Kansas City/on waivers
Sygg River Cutthroat, 3b, Milan
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., mr, Compton
Sylvia, lf, Stratford

Tai Lung, sp, Philadelphia
Taylor Marie Hill, cf, Milan
Temime Lahzami, 2b, on waivers
Tenzing Norgay, ss, Carolina
Teysa Orzhov Scion, c, Multiverse
Theseus, rf, Stratford
Thomas Keller, sp, Kansas City
Thumbelina, sp, Paddington
Thuu, cf, Paddington
Tim Siedell, rp, Cyberspace
Tinker Bell, ss, Los Angeles
Tolsimir Wolfblood, cf, Multiverse
Tom Connally, rp, Washington
Tom Quartz, 1b, on waivers
Tom Thacker, 1b, on waivers
Tommy Heinsohn, 2b, Kansas City
Tony the Tiger, 2b, Kansas City
Tor Wauki, cf, Stratford
Torsten Von Ursus, rp, Sao Paulo
Toshiro Umezawa, rp, Multiverse
Tracy Jordan, 2b, Los Angeles
Treach, rp, Compton
Tsabo Tavoc, lf, Multiverse
Tumblebrutus, 2b, Sao Paulo
Tyler Oakley, rf, Cyberspace

Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, rp, Kratovo
Ugly Duckling, 3b, Paddington
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, sp, Sao Paulo

Valeriano Weyler, ss, Philadelphia
Vanilla Ice, lf, Compton
Vhati il-Dal, cf, Multiverse
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, rp, Kratovo
Vitus Bering, lf, Carolina

Wendell Ford, rp, Washington
Wendy Darling, sp, Paddington/on waivers
Willem Barents, lf, Carolina
Willy Brandt, ss, Washington
Wolf, cf, Paddington
Wolfgang Puck, sp, Kansas City

Xira Arien, rp, Multiverse

Yali, rf, Philadelphia
Yorick, 1b, Stratford/Sao Paulo

Zachary Quinto, ss, Sao Paulo
Zygmunt Maszczyk, sp, Kratovo
Ágatha Bednarczuk, mr, Almaty

By position

Catchers

Adrianne Ho, Stratford
Alan Breck Stewart, Stratford
Aldo Zilli, Kansas City
Big the Cat, Philadelphia
Bob Cousy, on waivers
Bob Pettit, Baltimore
Caroline Trentini, Milan
Charlotte York, Sao Paulo
Curly Brace, San Jose
Etcetera, on waivers
Gaddock Teeg, Multiverse
Greg Kinnear, Sao Paulo
Grimalkin, Sao Paulo
Guy Savoy, Kansas City
Hailey Baldwin, Milan
Henry Cabot Lodge, Almaty
Iskra Lawrence, Milan
James Cook, Carolina
Jim Hawkins, Baltimore
Joe Hardy, Paddington
Joe Johnson, Baltimore
Liz Lemon, Los Angeles
Long John Silver, Paddington
MC Ren, Compton
Macavity, Philadelphia
Macbeth, Stratford
Mario Kempes, Kratovo
Max Black, Milan
Michel Platini, Kratovo
Miles Edgeworth, San Jose
Nastassia Slinky, Philadelphia
Nicholas Fraser, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Ole Lukoje, Paddington
Priyanka Chopra, Milan
Rikki Tikki Tavi, Seattle
Roald Amundsen, Carolina
Rüdiger Schnuphase, Carolina
Teysa Orzhov Scion, Multiverse

First Basemen

Alan Bible, Washington
Angela Martin, Cyberspace
Charizard, San Jose
Donalbain, Washington
Dres, Compton
Elizabeth Emken, Almaty
Enya, Seattle
Frank Hardy, Paddington
Frank Reynolds, on waivers
Gerson de Oliveira Nunes, on waivers
Gotthold Ephraim Lessing, Washington
Grand Arbiter Augustin IV, Baltimore
Ian Stewart, Los Angeles
James Sunderland, San Jose
Jean-Ralphio Saperstein, Sao Paulo
Jessica White, on waivers
Justine Sacco, on waivers
Kyle Korver, Baltimore
Leif Ericcson, Carolina
Murdoc Niccals, Seattle
NoĂ©mie Lenoir, Stratford/Kratovo
Oona Queen of the Fae, Multiverse
Peaches, Seattle
Pete Conrad, Carolina
Phil Cohen, Paddington
Richard Dreyfuss, Compton
Sigarda Host of Herons, Multiverse
Svetlana Gannushkina, on waivers
Tom Quartz, on waivers
Tom Thacker, on waivers
Yorick, Stratford/Sao Paulo

Second Basemen

Anchal Joseph, Milan
Anna Ewers, Milan
Annie Edison, Seattle
Ayumu, Sao Paulo
Bulbasaur, San Jose
Buzz Aldrin, Carolina
Bárbara Seixas, Almaty
Carrie Bradshaw, Los Angeles
Dave Navarro, Seattle
David Balfour, on waivers
Diane Keaton, Kratovo
Dr. Dre, Compton
Dralnu Lich Lord, Multiverse
Edna Lewis, Kansas City
Fran, San Jose
Fred Durst, Stratford
Halsey, Seattle
Heinz Winkler, Kansas City
Jim Lovell, Carolina
Kazuma Sakamoto, Cyberspace
Kenny Dalglish, on waivers
Kotick, Paddington
Lidia Bastianich, Stratford/on waivers
Nestor Combin, Kratovo
Oerba Yun Fang, San Jose
Ole-Luk-Oie, Paddington
Pat Buchanan, Almaty
Patty Murray, Washington
Pepa, Compton
Philip DeFranco Jr., Cyberspace
Razia Boros Archangel, Multiverse
Sammy Griner, Cyberspace
Siward, Stratford
Smieragatto, Philadelphia/Sao Paulo
Sunday Silence, Philadelphia
Temime Lahzami, on waivers
Tommy Heinsohn, Kansas City
Tony the Tiger, Kansas City
Tracy Jordan, Los Angeles
Tumblebrutus, Sao Paulo

Third Basemen

Amy Farrah Fowler, Los Angeles
Andrew Bachelor, on waivers
Ashley Tisdale, Sao Paulo
Barney Stinson, Los Angeles/on waivers
Big Boss, San Jose
Blastoise, San Jose
Captain James Hook, on waivers
Dianne Feinstein, Washington
Dominique Wilkins, Baltimore
Ehud ben-Gera, Sao Paulo
Einars Repse, Washington
Experiment Kraj, Multiverse
Fabio Capello, Seattle
Gerrard Capashen, Multiverse
Heavy D, Compton/Los Angeles
Hippolyta, Stratford
J Dilla, Compton/on waivers
Jellylorum, on waivers
Jim Furyk, Almaty
Lais Ribero, Milan
Maahes, San Jose
Masta Ace, Compton
Matthew Broderick, Stratford
Michael Collins, Carolina
Mufasa, on waivers
Nagaina, Kansas City
Noodle, Sao Paulo
Paolo Rossi, Kratovo
Peter Fonda, Stratford
Sam Jones, Cyberspace
Sygg River Cutthroat, Milan
Ugly Duckling, Paddington

Shortstops

?uestlove, Seattle
Antoine Walker, Baltimore
Aurelia the Warleader, Cyberspace
Benny Fine, Cyberspace
Big Daddy Kane, Stratford
Bill Sharman, Baltimore
Brion Stoutarm, Multiverse
Byakko, Philadelphia
Caroline Channing, Sao Paulo
DJ Yella, Compton
Darrell Griffith, Baltimore
Denis Mukwege, Almaty
Elizabeth Warren, Washington
Foxes, Seattle
Frederick Cook, Almaty
Geppetto, on waivers
Gideon Jura, on waivers
Gigi Hadid, Milan
Heather Mason, San Jose
Heidi, Paddington
Henri Michel, Kratovo
Hilary Swank, Los Angeles
Jacques Pic, Kansas City
January Jones, Compton
Jason Bateman, Almaty
Josh Holloway, Sao Paulo
Laimdota Straujuma, on waivers
Larry Bird, Baltimore
Marramaquiz, Stratford
Morgan Fey, San Jose
Nag, Multiverse
Natalie Galkina, Milan
Nathan Kress, Sao Paulo
Obzedat Ghost Council, Multiverse
Penelope Pussycat, Philadelphia
Pete Maravich, Baltimore
Ray Liotta, Kratovo
Rhett James McLaughlin, Cyberspace
Richard Feynman, Almaty
Ron Swanson, Los Angeles
Samantha Jones, on waivers
Snow, Compton/Philadelphia
Tenzing Norgay, Carolina
Tinker Bell, Los Angeles
Valeriano Weyler, Philadelphia
Willy Brandt, Washington
Zachary Quinto, Sao Paulo

Left Fielders

Adam Schlesinger, Paddington
Alex Russo, Los Angeles
Alx James, Cyberspace
Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, San Jose
Atarka World Render, Multiverse
Biff Hooper, Paddington
Charles Culberson, Washington
Chuck D, Compton
Cliff Hagan, Baltimore
Dick Nanninga, Kratovo
Doraemon, Philadelphia
Edmund Hillary, Carolina
Enrique de Lome, Philadelphia/on waivers
Fenton Hardy, Paddington
Guido Anchovy, on waivers
Herschel Walker, Almaty
Hillel Slovak, Seattle
Howard Wolowitz, Los Angeles
Jean-Georges Vongerichten, Kansas City
Johnny Rep, Kratovo
Joseph Stiglitz, Sao Paulo
Judson Laipply, on waivers
Kelly Gale, Stratford/Kratovo
Kenneth Parcell, Los Angeles
Kesha Rose Sebert, Seattle
Kratos, San Jose
MC Shan, Kratovo/on waivers
Marcus Smart, Baltimore
Marhault Elsdragon, Stratford
Michel Troisgrois, Kansas City
Patty Smyth, Washington
Pearl Fey, San Jose
Pepe the Frog, Philadelphia
Phife Dawg, on waivers
Posdnuos, Compton
Roberto Rivellino, Kratovo/on waivers
Ross, Sao Paulo
Spud Webb, Baltimore
Sylvia, Stratford
Tsabo Tavoc, Multiverse
Vanilla Ice, Compton
Vitus Bering, Carolina
Willem Barents, Carolina

Center Fielders

Aamito Lagum, Milan
Ben Kweller, Seattle
Camille Rowe, Milan
Cat Morgan, Philadelphia
Chris Collingwood, Seattle
Claire Farron, San Jose
Daniel Lara, Cyberspace
Dave Cowens, Baltimore
Gertrude, Stratford
Giada De Laurentiis, Stratford
Gianfranco Chiarini, Kansas City
Gisela Blade of Goldnight, Multiverse
Grace Helbig, Cyberspace
Growltiger, Philadelphia
Ice Cube, Compton
James Cameron, on waivers
James M2 Cox, Almaty
Jedit Ojanen, Seattle
Jennifer Lawrence, Kratovo
Karl Mundt, Washington
Keanu Reeves, Baltimore
Ken Jennings, Almaty
Mario Coluna, Stratford
Mark Fischbach, Cyberspace
Maximillion Galactica, San Jose
Mookie Blaylock, Compton
Pope Francis, Almaty
Rafi Fine, Cyberspace
Ranjit Singh, Los Angeles
Robert Peary, Carolina
Taylor Marie Hill, Milan
Thuu, Paddington
Tolsimir Wolfblood, Multiverse
Tor Wauki, Stratford
Vhati il-Dal, Multiverse
Wolf, Paddington

Right Fielders

Athreos God of Passage, Milan
Ben Lee, Seattle
Birdie Sanders, Cyberspace
Candace Payne, Cyberspace
Carly Fiorina, Almaty
Charles Wilkes, Carolina
China Machado, Milan
Dahlia Hawthorne, San Jose
David Chang, Kansas City
Ertai Wizard Adept, Multiverse
Fritz Robinson, Seattle
Gaius Mucius Scaevola, Sao Paulo
Geist of Saint Traft, Multiverse
Grzegorz Lato, Kratovo
Hristo Bonev, Stratford/Kansas City
Iraj Danaeifard, Paddington
Jeff Winger, Los Angeles
Joseph Favre, Seattle
Kairi, on waivers
Kent Conrad, Washington
Lily Aldrin, Kansas City/on waivers
Little Mermaid, Paddington
Macduff, on waivers
Myla Dalbesio, Paddington
Pat McCarran, Washington
Ragnar Thorhalsson, Almaty
Rufus, Philadelphia
Russel Hobbs, Compton
Suzy Amis, Milan
Theseus, Stratford
Tyler Oakley, Cyberspace
Yali, Philadelphia

Starting Pitchers

Anne-Sophie Pic, Kansas City
Arthur Chu, Almaty
Beatrice, Washington
Bella Hadid, Milan
Benny the Bengal, on waivers
Borborygmos, Seattle
Bradley Beal, on waivers
Brittany Furlan, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Bubba Watson, Almaty
Byron Dorgan, Washington
Carl Edwards, Almaty
Charlie Kelly, Los Angeles
Christopher Columbus, Carolina
Clara Sesemann, Paddington
Dikembe Mutombo, Baltimore
Doc Rivers, Baltimore
Erin Wasson, Milan
Franziska von Karma, San Jose
Fritz, Philadelphia
Gaylord Nelson, Carolina
Geert Van Hecke, Kansas City
Gemma Ward, Milan
George Kelly, Washington
Gia, Philadelphia
Griddlebone, Philadelphia
Hank Green, Cyberspace
Henry "Birdie" Bowers, Cyberspace
Hugo Chavez, Stratford/Kansas City
Iola Morton, Paddington
Isabeli Fontana, Milan
Jack Donaghy, Los Angeles
Jacob Javits, Washington
Jamie Oliver, Kansas City
Jasmia Robinson, Sao Paulo
Jessica Minh Anh, Milan
John 2. Stockton, on waivers
John Cabot, Carolina
John Green, Cyberspace
John Wall, San Jose
Josh Klinghoffer, Seattle
Kathryn Janeway, Stratford/on waivers
Kelly Kapoor, Los Angeles
Kelly Rohrbach, Stratford
Kes, Stratford
Kruphix God of Horizons, Multiverse
Larry Mullen Jr., Kratovo
Lenny Wilkens, Baltimore
Leonard Hofstadter, Los Angeles
Mark Watney, Carolina
Melissa Lewis, Carolina
Mindy Lahiri, Los Angeles
Nanna Bryndis Hilmarsdottir, Seattle
Nash Grier, Cyberspace
Natalie Joel, Seattle
Nathan Drake, Baltimore
Nightingale, Paddington
Old Man Pytheas, Carolina
Olivia Voldaren, Multiverse
Patricia Anthony, Los Angeles
Paul Breitner, Kratovo
Perd Hapley, on waivers
Peter, Paddington
Peter Pan, Paddington
Q-Tip, on waivers
Quote, San Jose
Regina Berry, San Jose
Rick Santorum, Almaty
Royce Da 5'9", Compton
Ruric Thar the Unbowed, Multiverse
Salt, Compton
Seal, Stratford
Sepp Maier, Kratovo
Sheldon Cooper, on waivers
Silumgar the Drifting Death, Multiverse
Simba, Almaty
Swedish Chef, Kansas City/on waivers
Tai Lung, Philadelphia
Thomas Keller, Kansas City
Thumbelina, Paddington
Umar ibn Al-Khattab, Sao Paulo
Wendy Darling, Paddington/on waivers
Wolfgang Puck, Kansas City
Zygmunt Maszczyk, Kratovo

Middle Relievers

Abed Nadir, Los Angeles
Bjork Gudmundsdottir, Kratovo
Bobby Flay, Kansas City
Bushwick Bill, Compton
Charles Lincoln Neal III, Cyberspace
DJ Spinderella, Sao Paulo
David DeVore Jr, Cyberspace
Dee Reynolds, Stratford
Deron Williams, Baltimore
Dr. Horrible, Cyberspace
Eleonora Pons, Paddington
Enrique DeLome, Philadelphia
George Herbert Walker Bush, Los Angeles
Giacinto Facchetti, Kratovo
Guenhwyvar, Paddington
Ice-T, Compton
Iona Shield of Emeria, on waivers
Jim Bunning, Carolina
John Havlicek, Baltimore
Jon Tester, Stratford
Josh Smith, Baltimore
Juan Manuel Santos Calderon, Sao Paulo
Marc Connelly, Stratford
Sandy Lyle, Almaty
Snow Queen, Paddington
Stacey Augmon, Baltimore
Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., Compton
Ágatha Bednarczuk, Almaty

Relief Pitchers

2D, Seattle
Al Horford, Baltimore
Alben W. Barkley, Washington
Alexandra Daddario, Milan
Alm-Uncle, Paddington
Alonzo, Compton
Apsley Cherry-Garrard, Carolina
Ashley Graham, Los Angeles/Compton
Aubie, Philadelphia
Balthier, on waivers
Bill Anders, Carolina
Billy Bremner, Kratovo
Carmen Kass, on waivers
Charlie Duke, Carolina
Chet Morton, on waivers
Chord Overstreet, Seattle
Claudio Gentile, Kratovo
Creed Bratton, Los Angeles
Dan Aykroyd, San Jose
Dan Savage, Stratford
Daphne Groeneveld, Milan
Dark Kat, Philadelphia
Darryl McDaniels, Compton
Dave Barry, Multiverse
Dawon, Philadelphia
Denny Hamlin, Almaty
Dieter Burdenski, on waivers
Doug E. Fresh, Compton
Eazy-E, Compton
Ema Skye, San Jose/on waivers
Enrique Ballestrero, Kratovo
Figaro, Philadelphia
Fran Drescher, Kansas City
Frank Borman, Carolina
Friedrich Koncilia, Kratovo
George Clement Perkins, Washington
George Cohen, Kratovo
Gian Franco Romagnoli, Kansas City
Grimes, Philadelphia
Grizabella, on waivers
Gualtiero Marchesi, Kansas City
Hathi, Seattle
Herb Kohl, Washington
Hobbes, Stratford/on waivers
Hope Estheim, Sao Paulo/on waivers
Jam Master Jay, Compton
Janeane Garofalo, Sao Paulo
Jason Sudeikis, Sao Paulo
Jess Day, Los Angeles
John Darling, Paddington/on waivers
John Hoynes, on waivers
Jose Pereira, Carolina
Julia Stegner, Milan
Karl Malone, Baltimore
Keith Richards, Los Angeles
Khaled Mohamed Khaled, Cyberspace
Kool DJ Red Alert, Compton
Kristjan Pall Kristjansson, Seattle/on waivers
Lady Victoria Hervey, on waivers
Leonid Shmuts, Kratovo
Lilly Singh, Cyberspace
Mac Manc McManx, Philadelphia
Malcolm, Stratford
Mario Frittoli, Kansas City
Matt Harding, Cyberspace
Meg Whitman, Almaty
Mistress Ford, Stratford
Momir Vig, Multiverse
Munkustrap, Philadelphia
Neil Armstrong, Carolina
Oerba Dia Vanille, San Jose
Paul Pierce, Baltimore
Paulina Vega, on waivers
Pillsbury Doughboy, Kansas City
Player 1, San Jose
Prime Speaker Zegana, Multiverse
Prince William, on waivers
Proteus, Washington
Rachael Ray, Sao Paulo
Raffaele Esposito, Kansas City
Raj Koothrappali, Los Angeles
Rand Paul, Washington
Real Quiet, Almaty
Rev Run, Seattle
Richard Pryor, Stratford
Romee Strijd, Milan
Ronald McDonald, Los Angeles
Rumpus Cat, Philadelphia
Sazh Katzroy, San Jose
Scratchy, Almaty
Sessilee Lopez, Milan
Sir John Falstaff, Kansas City
Smarty Jones, Sao Paulo
Snowbell, on waivers
Sora, San Jose
Sting, Seattle
Tim Siedell, Cyberspace
Tom Connally, Washington
Torsten Von Ursus, Sao Paulo
Toshiro Umezawa, Multiverse
Treach, Compton
Ubaldo Matildo Fillol, Kratovo
Vicente de Fonseca Lucas, Kratovo
Wendell Ford, Washington
Xira Arien, Multiverse