Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 4693 Miles Edgeworth, 33, c (477 G, 1.5 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5115 Rüdiger Schnuphase, 27, c (249 G, -2.1 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4990 Alan Breck Stewart, 29, c (100 G, 2.6 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5167 Hailey Baldwin, 25, c (85 G, -4.1 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5555 Joe Hardy, 19, c (15 G, -17.1 DR/40, -20.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5668 Greg Kinnear, 19, c

Infielders:

• 5214 Richard Dreyfuss, 24, 1b (230 G, -0.5 DR/40, -9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5671 Yorick, 22, 1b (13 G, -4.9 DR/40, -9.8 OR/40)
• 4650 Tony the Tiger, 33, 2b (673 G, 0.4 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5082 Annie Edison, 28, 2b (235 G, -0.4 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5304 Kazuma Sakamoto, 22, 2b (41 G, -3.6 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40)
• 5344 Dralnu Lich Lord, 25, 2b (21 G, 1.9 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40)
• 5690 Ole-Luk-Oie, 19, 2b (10 G, 10.0 DR/40, -16.0 OR/40)
• 5733 Matt Lauer, 19, 2b
• 5633 Ayumu, 19, 2b
• 4831 Big Boss, 31, 3b (439 G, -0.3 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 4684 Maahes, 32, 3b (401 G, -0.9 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5611 Ashley Tisdale, 19, 3b (who?)
• 4431 Richard Feynman, 33, ss (612 G, -2.9 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 4604 Big Daddy Kane, 31, ss (448 G, 2.8 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5055 Tracy Jordan, 29, ss (325 G, 5.2 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5130 Frederick Cook, 29, ss (161 G, -2.0 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5215 Marramaquiz, 28, ss (103 G, 0.8 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40)
• 5561 Byakko, 21, ss (79 G, -2.2 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5531 Zachary Quinto, 20, ss (56 G, -1.3 DR/40, -11.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5388 Obzedat Ghost Council, 25, ss (56 G, -0.1 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40)
• 5570 Josh Holloway, 20, ss (50 G, -2.2 DR/40, -10.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4940 Sylvia, 30, lf (259 G, -2.4 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5359 Chuck D, 24, lf (124 G, -4.4 DR/40, -5.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5696 Snow, 21, lf (21 G, 1.1 DR/40, -11.4 OR/40)
• 5463 Dick Nanninga, 23, lf (10 G, -4.4 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5599 Biff Hooper, 19, lf (who?)
• 5429 Howard Wolowitz, 21, lf (who?)
• 5672 Tsabo Tavoc, 22, lf
• 4451 Mario Coluna, 33, cf (728 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5258 Jedit Ojanen, 26, cf (97 G, -3.4 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40)
• 5678 Tor Wauki, 21, cf
• 4804 Grzegorz Lato, 31, rf (479 G, -0.1 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5031 Suzy Amis, 29, rf (221 G, -3.9 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4617 Hugo Chavez, 34, sp (238 G, 9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4325 Kes, 34, sp (193 G, 4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4955 Carl Edwards, 30, sp (155 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5035 Zygmunt Maszczyk, 27, sp (79 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5226 Royce Da 5'9", 25, sp (57 G, -6.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5521 Mark Watney, 24, sp (7 G, -31.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4419 Marc Connelly, 34, mr (352 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4372 Jon Tester, 35, mr (343 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4943 John Havlicek, 31, mr (251 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4967 Jim Bunning, 29, mr (198 G, -2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5233 Sandy Lyle, 27, mr (104 G, -9.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4569 Mistress Ford, 33, rp (238 G, 4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5081 Dave Barry, 29, rp (164 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5259 Karl Malone, 27, rp (144 G, -3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5270 Darryl McDaniels, 26, rp (135 G, -4.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5323 Tim Siedell, 23, rp (122 G, -6.2 PRAA/300)
• 5299 Treach, 26, rp (112 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5196 Apsley Cherry-Garrard, 27, rp (104 G, -8.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5363 Dark Kat, 26, rp (102 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5309 Figaro, 25, rp (78 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5382 Smarty Jones, 22, rp (57 G, -14.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5454 Jason Sudeikis, 23, rp (53 G, -6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5337 Rachael Ray, 23, rp (40 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5547 Neil Armstrong, 23, rp (17 G, -9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5453 Claudio Gentile, 25, rp (6 G, -15.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5744 Jay Williams, 20, rp
• 5629 Torsten Von Ursus, 19, rp
• 5471 Grimes, 20, rp (who?)