Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 4708 Macbeth, 33, c (675 G, 2.4 DR/40, 5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 4877 Nastassia Slinky, 29, c (256 G, -4.1 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40)
• 5152 Big the Cat, 29, c (245 G, 0.7 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5325 Caroline Trentini, 24, c (102 G, -4.9 DR/40, -6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5262 Aldo Zilli, 26, c (60 G, 0.7 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5915 Arthur Name, 26, c

Infielders:

• 4688 Angela Martin, 31, 1b (418 G, -3.2 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5156 Sigarda Host of Herons, 26, 1b (152 G, 1.2 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40)
• 5916 Doug Piranha, 26, 1b
• 5516 Anchal Joseph, 21, 2b (38 G, -7.8 DR/40, -14.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5925 Luigi Vercotti, 29, 2b (19 G, -8.4 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40)
• 5917 Spiny Norman, 31, 2b (16 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40)
• 5931 Dino Vercotti, 29, 2b
• 4897 Gerrard Capashen, 30, 3b (488 G, 2.0 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5887 Adam Sandler, 20, 3b
• 5926 E.R. Bradshaw, 28, 3b
• 4963 Ron Swanson, 32, ss (527 G, 2.4 DR/40, 5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5117 January Jones, 27, ss (329 G, 0.6 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 4957 Hilary Swank, 30, ss (294 G, 3.8 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4633 Jason Bateman, 32, ss (292 G, -5.3 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5190 Darrell Griffith, 28, ss (224 G, -3.8 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5927 E.V. Lambert, 27, ss (9 G, -15.1 DR/40, -14.7 OR/40)
• 5896 Kyle Broflovski, 27, ss

Outfielders:

• 4907 Kratos, 31, lf (317 G, -1.4 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5036 Herschel Walker, 31, lf (302 G, 2.9 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5381 Willem Barents, 26, lf (192 G, -3.5 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5077 Marcus Smart, 28, lf (187 G, -2.8 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5449 Vitus Bering, 24, lf (170 G, 0.0 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5928 Arthur Lemming, 29, lf (23 G, -4.9 DR/40, -7.7 OR/40)
• 5920 Arthur Aldridge, 30, lf
• 4761 Keanu Reeves, 30, cf (422 G, -2.9 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5665 Aamito Lagum, 22, cf (60 G, 0.1 DR/40, -10.0 OR/40)
• 5921 Arthur Frampton, 28, cf (11 G, -9.1 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40)
• 5635 Daniel Lara, 20, cf
• 5890 David Schwimmer, 30, cf
• 4583 Fritz Robinson, 32, rf (500 G, 4.5 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40)
• 4746 Ragnar Thorhalsson, 31, rf (397 G, 1.5 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40)
• 5268 Marhault Elsdragon, 27, rf (75 G, -2.6 DR/40, -11.0 OR/40)
• 5618 Gaius Mucius Scaevola, 19, rf (72 G, 0.7 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40)
• 5572 Rufus, 22, rf (43 G, -0.2 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5675 Iraj Danaeifard, 19, rf
• 5769 Raina Morris, 18, rf

Starters:

• 4317 Patricia Anthony, 36, sp (312 G, 8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4755 Regina Berry, 32, sp (157 G, -2.1 PRAA/300)
• 4865 John Wall, 31, sp (153 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5041 Jack Donaghy, 30, sp (144 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5761 Snug, 19, sp (24 G, -34.0 PRAA/300)
• 5506 Griddlebone, 22, sp (11 G, -9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5752 Rick Snyder, 20, sp (5 G, -32.8 PRAA/300)
• 5934 Sir Bedevere, 29, sp (5 G, -18.0 PRAA/300)
• 5935 Brother Maynard, 25, sp (4 G, -16.9 PRAA/300)
• 5732 Thada Adel, 22, sp (3 G, -2.8 PRAA/300)
• 5937 Sir Gawain, 30, sp
• 5812 Peter Quince, 18, sp
• 5902 Aly Raisman, 21, sp

Relievers:

• 5907 Mila Kunis, 31, mr
• 5693 Dee Reynolds, 19, mr
• 4087 Alexandra Daddario, 39, rp (417 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5003 Richard Pryor, 31, rp (241 G, 12.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4752 Malcolm, 33, rp (220 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5113 Billy Bremner, 28, rp (181 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4926 Pillsbury Doughboy, 30, rp (160 G, -6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5299 Treach, 27, rp (112 G, 0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5327 Christopher Columbus, 27, rp (102 G, -7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5278 Mario Frittoli, 24, rp (38 G, -13.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5619 Leonid Shmuts, 23, rp (1 G, -37.5 PRAA/300)
• 5818 Conan Freud, 21, rp
• 5940 Sir Ector, 31, rp
• 5525 Wolfgang Puck, 21, rp (who?)
• 5944 Sir Bors, 31, rp
• 5941 Concorde, 25, rp