Roster for Washington Executives:

Catchers:

• 5810 Francis J. Underwood, 21, c (39 G, -0.5 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40)
• 5787 Dave Dederer, 20, c (32 G, 0.6 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 5852 Donald J. Trump, 21, 1b (41 G, 4.0 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40)
• 5447 Sunday Silence, 25, 2b (180 G, 6.6 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5650 Macavity, 22, 3b (71 G, -4.6 DR/40, -8.7 OR/40)
• 5269 Penelope Pussycat, 27, ss (280 G, -4.9 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5490 Valeriano Weyler, 21, ss (101 G, 4.0 DR/40, -10.6 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5738 Professor Hackle, 22, lf (72 G, 2.7 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40)
• 5758 Behemoth, 22, lf (71 G, -1.8 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40)
• 5659 Pepe the Frog, 20, lf (47 G, -0.3 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40)
• 5529 Cat Morgan, 22, cf (148 G, -7.5 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5775 Sarabi, 21, cf (78 G, -2.8 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40)
• 5811 Lisa Simpson, 20, rf (31 G, 0.0 DR/40, -6.6 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5489 Munkustrap, 23, sp (114 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5682 Dawon, 23, sp (58 G, -0.9 PRAA/300)
• 5592 Fritz, 23, sp (39 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5496 Gia, 22, sp (28 G, -3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5559 Enrique DeLome, 24, mr (81 G, 8.0 PRAA/300)
• 5225 Matt Harding, 26, rp (98 G, -4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5699 Calico Briggs, 22, rp (50 G, 2.6 PRAA/300)
• 5686 Rumpus Cat, 21, rp (44 G, 7.1 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5444 Growltiger, 26, cf (160 G, -2.4 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5772 Stelmaria, 21, lf
• 5797 Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, 18, c
• 5801 Chris Ballew, 18, sp
• 5781 Tom Beck, 17, mr