Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 5135 Ian Stewart, 28, 1b (271 G, 0.5 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 5099 Fran, 28, 2b (356 G, 3.4 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 5886 George Gershwin, 30, 2b (46 G, -1.3 DR/40, 16.1 OR/40)
- 5166 Heavy D, 28, 3b (387 G, 1.3 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 24, 3b (211 G, -0.0 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 5726 Selina Meyer, 20, 3b (44 G, -1.8 DR/40, 10.2 OR/40)
- 5747 Jules Cobb, 21, ss (91 G, 5.1 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40)
Outfielders:
- 4991 Kenneth Parcell, 27, lf (336 G, -1.2 DR/40, 2.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 4882 Ranjit Singh, 29, cf (393 G, -0.3 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 5216 Alex Russo, 27, cf (337 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 5071 Jeff Winger, 29, rf (447 G, 2.8 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
Starters:
- 4766 Kelly Kapoor, 31, sp (192 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5419 Leonard Hofstadter, 26, sp (117 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5501 Mindy Lahiri, 24, sp (56 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5653 Charlie Kelly, 23, sp (17 G, -10.7 PRAA/300)
- 5816 Phil Dunphy, 20, sp (6 G, -14.3 PRAA/300)
Relievers:
- 4828 George Herbert Walker Bush, 32, mr (241 G, 5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5060 Abed Nadir, 28, mr (128 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 4765 Creed Bratton, 33, rp (255 G, 1.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5421 Raj Koothrappali, 23, rp (46 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 4884 Keith Richards, 31, rp (240 G, 5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 5549 Carrie Bradshaw, 24, 2b (127 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
- 5636 Ronald McDonald, 19, rp
- 5821 Luke Dunphy, 18, rp
- 5807 Alex Dunphy, 17, rp
- 5831 Claire Dunphy, 18, c