Roster for Los Angeles Laugh Tracks:

Catchers:

• 5623 Iskra Lawrence, 20, c (27 G, -0.1 DR/40, -14.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5099 Fran, 29, 2b (379 G, 3.5 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5488 Razia Boros Archangel, 26, 2b (205 G, -1.5 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5493 Tumblebrutus, 23, 2b (198 G, -1.7 DR/40, -5.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5549 Carrie Bradshaw, 25, 2b (160 G, 1.8 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6007 Polly Pepper, 19, 2b (14 G, -2.0 DR/40, 1.7 OR/40)
• 4925 Fabio Capello, 29, 3b (353 G, 1.2 DR/40, 3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5747 Jules Cobb, 22, ss (135 G, 7.4 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5835 Pharika God of Affliction, 22, lf (32 G, -1.6 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5726 Selina Meyer, 21, cf (93 G, -1.1 DR/40, 13.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5087 David Chang, 28, rf (273 G, 2.7 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5419 Leonard Hofstadter, 27, sp (133 G, 5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5501 Mindy Lahiri, 25, sp (68 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5653 Charlie Kelly, 24, sp (26 G, -7.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5816 Phil Dunphy, 21, sp (16 G, -3.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5500 Eleonora Pons, 22, mr (85 G, -0.1 PRAA/300)
• 5421 Raj Koothrappali, 24, rp (76 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5294 Ashley Graham, 25, rp (68 G, -2.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5636 Ronald McDonald, 20, rp (7 G, -13.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5807 Alex Dunphy, 18, rp (6 G, -16.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5821 Luke Dunphy, 19, rp (6 G, -11.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6002 Joel Pepper, 17, 1b (who?)
• 5919 Ken Andrews, 19, ss (who?)
• 5949 Zach Lavine, 18, sp (who?)
• 5801 Chris Ballew, 19, sp (who?)
• 5992 Ryan Stone, 17, c (who?)
• 5990 Nejib Ghommidh, 17, 3b (who?)