Roster for Almaty Almosts:

Catchers:

• 5178 Henry Cabot Lodge, 29, c (378 G, 0.2 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5950 Mister Blue Sky, 20, c (34 G, 2.0 DR/40, -9.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5369 Elizabeth Emken, 27, 1b (206 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5170 Pat Buchanan, 30, 2b (303 G, 1.7 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5608 Bárbara Seixas, 21, 2b (43 G, -1.2 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5247 Jim Furyk, 28, 3b (325 G, 1.8 DR/40, 1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5762 Misty K. Snow, 22, 3b (104 G, -4.0 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5673 Denis Mukwege, 23, ss (121 G, -4.6 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 4805 James M2 Cox, 32, cf (509 G, -2.1 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5654 Pope Francis, 24, cf (120 G, 1.8 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5989 Let's Get Ready To Rumble, 20, cf (45 G, 0.6 DR/40, -12.1 OR/40)
• 5982 Continuation of a Myth, 20, cf (38 G, 3.9 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5362 Carly Fiorina, 28, rf (292 G, 0.9 DR/40, 12.9 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4822 Simba, 34, sp (243 G, 12.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5079 Arthur Chu, 31, sp (152 G, 5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5175 Rick Santorum, 29, sp (89 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5569 Ágatha Bednarczuk, 25, mr (82 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4946 Denny Hamlin, 33, rp (236 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5160 Scratchy, 30, rp (222 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5414 Real Quiet, 24, rp (165 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5334 Meg Whitman, 26, rp (135 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5238 Bubba Watson, 29, sp (45 G, -8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5962 Simply Invincible, 21, rp
• 5728 Ron Crumpton, 21, sp (who?)
• 6015 Topsfield Sanchu A Little Princess, 21, sp
• 5845 Justin Guarini, 21, rp (who?)
• 5803 Walter Mondale, 22, rp (who?)