Roster for Almaty Almosts:

Catchers:

• 5178 Henry Cabot Lodge, 28, c (343 G, -0.0 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4959 Long John Silver, 29, c (284 G, 0.5 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5369 Elizabeth Emken, 26, 1b (174 G, 1.6 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5170 Pat Buchanan, 29, 2b (287 G, 2.0 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5247 Jim Furyk, 27, 3b (290 G, 1.7 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5762 Misty K. Snow, 21, 3b (73 G, -4.6 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40)
• 5673 Denis Mukwege, 22, ss (85 G, -5.2 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 5017 Ashelia B'nargin Dalmasca, 29, lf (342 G, -0.6 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 4805 James M2 Cox, 31, cf (462 G, -2.3 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40)
• 5061 Ken Jennings, 28, cf (359 G, -0.5 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5654 Pope Francis, 23, cf (83 G, 3.5 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40)
• 5362 Carly Fiorina, 27, rf (259 G, 0.4 DR/40, 12.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4822 Simba, 33, sp (225 G, 12.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5079 Arthur Chu, 30, sp (135 G, 5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5175 Rick Santorum, 28, sp (74 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 4989 Jacob Javits, 29, mr (111 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5569 Ágatha Bednarczuk, 24, mr (61 G, 8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 4946 Denny Hamlin, 32, rp (212 G, 7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5160 Scratchy, 29, rp (198 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5414 Real Quiet, 23, rp (143 G, 7.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5334 Meg Whitman, 25, rp (112 G, -3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5238 Bubba Watson, 28, sp (45 G, -8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5728 Ron Crumpton, 20, rp
• 5608 Bárbara Seixas, 20, 2b (who?)
• 5853 Jessica Sanchez, 19, rp
• 5845 Justin Guarini, 20, rp
• 5803 Walter Mondale, 21, rp