Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 5168 Rikki Tikki Tavi, 30, c (470 G, 1.0 DR/40, 6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5648 Peaches, 22, c (69 G, 3.0 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5428 Murdoc Niccals, 25, 1b (358 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5461 Dave Navarro, 26, 2b (285 G, 4.0 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 26, 3b (301 G, -0.5 DR/40, 7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5647 Halsey, 22, 3b (50 G, 4.0 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5221 ?uestlove, 29, ss (315 G, 1.5 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5562 Foxes, 24, ss (202 G, -1.3 DR/40, 18.8 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5276 Kesha Rose Sebert, 27, lf (324 G, -1.2 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5469 Hillel Slovak, 27, lf (301 G, 3.6 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5645 Enya, 24, cf (156 G, 0.8 DR/40, 2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5606 Chris Collingwood, 22, cf (41 G, 0.1 DR/40, 4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5333 Ben Lee, 25, rf (164 G, -2.7 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5368 Sting, 26, sp (197 G, 12.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5460 Josh Klinghoffer, 27, sp (138 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5296 Henry "Birdie" Bowers, 30, sp (113 G, -1.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5903 Dustin Hoffman, 29, sp (56 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5277 Rev Run, 27, rp (210 G, 7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5155 Chord Overstreet, 28, rp (194 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5451 2D, 26, rp (186 G, 5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5759 Roo, 21, rp (who?)

Minors:

• 5370 Ben Kweller, 25, cf (249 G, 1.0 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 4898 Natalie Joel, 30, mr (208 G, -1.7 PRAA/300)
• 5700 Jill Goodacre, 22, sp (48 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5714 Sia Kate Isobelle Furler, 20, sp (20 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6064 Alex Kapranos, 17, c
• 5846 Christopher Nolan, 21, ss (who?)