Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 5168 Rikki Tikki Tavi, 31, c (511 G, 1.1 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5648 Peaches, 23, c (109 G, 2.3 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5428 Murdoc Niccals, 26, 1b (405 G, 1.8 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5461 Dave Navarro, 27, 2b (330 G, 4.2 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 27, 3b (344 G, -0.2 DR/40, 7.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5647 Halsey, 23, 3b (77 G, 3.4 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5562 Foxes, 25, ss (246 G, -0.9 DR/40, 19.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5469 Hillel Slovak, 28, lf (345 G, 3.4 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5276 Kesha Rose Sebert, 28, lf (337 G, -1.4 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5370 Ben Kweller, 26, cf (286 G, 1.5 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5645 Enya, 25, cf (190 G, 1.0 DR/40, 2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5333 Ben Lee, 26, rf (198 G, -2.2 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 4822 Simba, 36, sp (275 G, 11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5368 Sting, 27, sp (219 G, 14.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5460 Josh Klinghoffer, 28, sp (155 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5903 Dustin Hoffman, 30, sp (73 G, 4.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5240 Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., 28, mr (154 G, 2.1 PRAA/300)
• 6171 Cedric Bixler-Zavala, 19, mr (28 G, -9.9 PRAA/300)
• 5277 Rev Run, 28, rp (238 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5451 2D, 27, rp (215 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5759 Roo, 22, rp (20 G, 5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5606 Chris Collingwood, 23, cf (65 G, -1.8 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5700 Jill Goodacre, 23, sp (57 G, -8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5846 Christopher Nolan, 22, ss (6 G, -9.3 DR/40, -15.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6064 Alex Kapranos, 18, c
• 6206 Joules Scott-Key, 19, rp
• 6201 Zach Rogue, 18, rf