Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 6098 Manmeet Colon, 23, c (112 G, 0.2 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40)
• 5809 Onno Hoes, 23, c (95 G, 1.2 DR/40, -11.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6032 Dr. Loki Skylizard, 22, 1b (65 G, -2.2 DR/40, 7.4 OR/40)
• 5512 Bulbasaur, 27, 2b (253 G, -1.7 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5825 Godfrey Sithole, 24, 2b (175 G, -1.5 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40)
• 5503 Blastoise, 27, 3b (288 G, 3.7 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6193 Dallas Ennema, 21, ss (45 G, 1.0 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 5774 Serah Farron, 24, lf (230 G, -2.1 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 21, lf (40 G, 3.5 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40)
• 6084 Chillie Poon, 21, cf (111 G, -1.9 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40)
• 5961 Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, 22, rf (82 G, -3.4 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40)
• 6196 Taco B.M. Monster, 22, rf (30 G, 2.5 DR/40, 9.9 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5957 Dr. Shark Bird, 22, sp (46 G, -10.9 PRAA/300)
• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 20, sp (30 G, 2.5 PRAA/300)
• 6304 Reality Winner, 21, sp (15 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6251 Finesse Couch, 21, sp (12 G, -17.6 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6101 Saint Schwing, 22, mr (72 G, -1.9 PRAA/300)
• 6199 Shitavious Cook, 22, mr (41 G, 0.9 PRAA/300)
• 5241 Sora, 29, rp (238 G, 2.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5604 Sazh Katzroy, 27, rp (167 G, 6.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5767 Tim, 25, rp (112 G, 6.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5591 Claire Farron, 28, lf (286 G, -1.9 DR/40, 4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5831 Claire Dunphy, 22, c (153 G, 0.7 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5854 Tillman Buttersack, 24, lf (77 G, -9.4 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40)
• 6106 Vanilla Dong, 20, rp (23 G, -13.3 PRAA/300)
• 6295 Cleopatra Egypt, 17, 1b
• 6037 Doby Chrotchtangle, 21, 3b