Roster for San Jose Sexwales:

Catchers:

• 5831 Claire Dunphy, 23, c (186 G, 0.5 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6098 Manmeet Colon, 24, c (159 G, 0.3 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6032 Dr. Loki Skylizard, 23, 1b (99 G, -1.4 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40)
• 5825 Godfrey Sithole, 25, 2b (215 G, -0.8 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40)
• 5503 Blastoise, 28, 3b (329 G, 3.7 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6037 Doby Chrotchtangle, 22, 3b (27 G, -8.9 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40)
• 6193 Dallas Ennema, 22, ss (90 G, -1.2 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 5774 Serah Farron, 25, lf (268 G, -2.2 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5854 Tillman Buttersack, 25, lf (118 G, -7.2 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40)
• 6084 Chillie Poon, 22, cf (140 G, -0.9 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40)
• 6227 True Sweetster, 22, cf (77 G, 1.0 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40)
• 6196 Taco B.M. Monster, 23, rf (75 G, -0.4 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6147 Flavious Coffee, 21, sp (47 G, 6.2 PRAA/300)
• 6304 Reality Winner, 22, sp (31 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6251 Finesse Couch, 22, sp (22 G, -15.9 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6101 Saint Schwing, 23, mr (89 G, -7.3 PRAA/300)
• 6199 Shitavious Cook, 23, mr (60 G, -1.4 PRAA/300)
• 5604 Sazh Katzroy, 28, rp (191 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5767 Tim, 26, rp (131 G, 8.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6106 Vanilla Dong, 21, rp (41 G, -1.3 PRAA/300)
• 6362 I-Perfection Harris, 20, rp (21 G, -1.0 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 5512 Bulbasaur, 28, 2b (253 G, -1.7 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5961 Dr. Leo M. Chalupa, 23, rf (82 G, -3.4 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40)
• 5957 Dr. Shark Bird, 23, rp (46 G, -10.9 PRAA/300)
• 6393 Mighty Fine, 18, ss (who?)
• 6341 Excellent Raymond, 20, cf
• 6308 Le'Genius Wisdom Williams, 18, rf