Infielders:
- 10 Ani DiFranco, 30, 1b
- 680 Scott Weiland, 23, 2b
- 4 Krist Novoselic, 29, 3b
- 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 21, 3b
- 65 Yves Leterme, 31, ss
- 963 Noel Gallagher, 21, ss
Outfielders:
- 548 Princess Zelda, 24, lf
- 549 Boris Grebenshchikov, 23, lf
- 249 John Cena, 30, cf
- 189 Alex Trebek, 31, cf
- 3 Michael Stipe, 27, cf
- 843 Jello Biafra, 22, cf
- 137 Alfie Bester, 30, rf
Starters:
Relievers:
- 204 Pat Sajak, 29, mr
- 571 Thomas Mars, 22, mr
- 18 Kurt Cobain, 29, rp
- 640 Shirley Manson, 22, rp
- 867 Kim Gordon, 19, rp
Minors:
- 15 D'Arcy Wretzky, 26, c
- 556 Viktor Orban, 23, ss
- 943 Damon Albarn, 20, 1b
- 939 Liam Gallagher, 20, cf
- 959 Zooey Deschanel, 18, rp
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