Roster for Seattle Angst:

Infielders:

• 10 Ani DiFranco, 30, 1b (225 G, 3.5 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 680 Scott Weiland, 23, 2b (127 G, 5.0 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 4 Krist Novoselic, 29, 3b (286 G, 4.1 DR/40, 8.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 573 Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 21, 3b (80 G, -2.1 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 65 Yves Leterme, 31, ss (206 G, 2.7 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 963 Noel Gallagher, 21, ss (32 G, 1.2 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 548 Princess Zelda, 24, lf (141 G, -2.8 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 549 Boris Grebenshchikov, 23, lf (106 G, 4.8 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 249 John Cena, 30, cf (302 G, 7.3 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 189 Alex Trebek, 31, cf (227 G, 3.2 DR/40, 1.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 3 Michael Stipe, 27, cf (225 G, 1.0 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 843 Jello Biafra, 22, cf (38 G, 0.0 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 137 Alfie Bester, 30, rf (342 G, 3.4 DR/40, 9.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 641 Kim Deal, 23, sp (71 G, 5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 824 Frances Bean Cobain, 22, sp (49 G, 13.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 839 Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, 19, sp (19 G, -5.8 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 204 Pat Sajak, 29, mr (153 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 571 Thomas Mars, 22, mr (132 G, 6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 18 Kurt Cobain, 29, rp (163 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 640 Shirley Manson, 22, rp (94 G, 9.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 867 Kim Gordon, 19, rp (35 G, 6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 15 D'Arcy Wretzky, 26, c (203 G, 2.6 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 556 Viktor Orban, 23, ss (105 G, -1.4 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 943 Damon Albarn, 20, 1b (5 G, 0.8 DR/40, -15.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 939 Liam Gallagher, 20, cf (who?)
• 959 Zooey Deschanel, 18, rp (who?)