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Adolphus Busch, cf, Industry
Adriana Lima, rf, Milan
Agent 99, ss, San Jose
Ahmad Rashad, sp, Hollywood
Ahmed Johnson, lf, Stamford
Ak'shel, c, Pusan
Alan Sontag, 3b, Las Vegas
Alan Thicke, c, Hollywood
Alan Truscott, rf, on waivers
Alanis Morissette, rp, Kratovo
Albert Brooks, rp, Terra
Albert Rust, rp, Kratovo
Aldous Huxley, cf, Pusan
Alex Forrest, rp, Brussels/on waivers
Alex Trebek, cf, Seattle
Alfie Bester, rf, Seattle
Alfonso Ribeiro, ss, Hollywood
Alfred P. Sloan, sp, Industry
Algirdas Jonas Budrys, rp, Brooklyn
Alice Kramden, rp, on waivers
Alice Norton, rp, Brooklyn
Alis Landale, c, Brussels
Allen Ludden, c, Broadway
Alvy Singer, cf, Pittsburgh
Amber Lancaster, sp, Milan
Amelie Poulain, ss, Pittsburgh
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, c, Brussels
Anderson Cooper, sp, Hollywood
Andre the Giant, rf, Stamford
Andrew Carnegie, rf, Industry
Andrius Kubilius, 1b, on waivers
Andrus Ansip, 2b, Brussels
Andy Fire, 1b, Stockholm
Angela Merkel, 2b, Pittsburgh/Los Angeles
Ani DiFranco, 1b, Seattle
Anne McCaffrey, ss, Brooklyn
Anne Robinson, sp, Pittsburgh
Anonymous, rp, Brooklyn/on waivers
Antal Szabo, sp, Kratovo
Anton Chekhov, 2b, Broadway
Aristophanes, cf, on waivers
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, 3b, Seattle
Arnold Ziffel, c, on waivers
Art Linkletter, lf, Hollywood
Arthur Charles Clarke, lf, on waivers
Arthur Dent, rf, Pusan
Arthur Miller, rf, Broadway
Athol Fugard, ss, Broadway
Aunt Bee, rf, on waivers
Avram Davidson, 1b, Brooklyn
Axe Battler, lf, San Jose

Bar Refaeli, 2b, Milan
Barack Obama, sp, Industry
Barry Allen, 3b, Terra/Broadway
Barry N. Malzberg, sp, Brooklyn
Beatrix Kiddo, lf, Pittsburgh
Belboz, rp, on waivers
Ben Bailey, cf, Hollywood
Ben Jonson, 3b, Broadway
Benjamin Willis, sp, San Jose/Brussels
Bertolt Brecht, rp, Broadway
Bill Cullen, rp, Brussels
Bill Rizer, rp, San Jose
Black Belt, 2b, San Jose
Black Mage, sp, San Jose
Bob, 2b, on waivers
Bob Saget, c, Milan
Boba Fett, sp, Pittsburgh
Boris Grebenshchikov, lf, Seattle
Boyko Borisov, rf, Hollywood
Brad Moss, c, on waivers
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, 3b, Stamford
Brian Aldiss, rp, Brooklyn
Brian Cowen, rf, Hollywood
Bronislaw Komorowski, sp, Pusan
Bruce Banner, cf, Terra
Bubba Ray Dudley, sp, Stamford
Bubba Sawyer Jr., sp, Broadway/on waivers
Bushwhacker Butch, mr, Stamford
Bushwhacker Luke, 2b, on waivers

Candice Swanepoel, rp, Milan
Carmen Electra, sp, Hollywood
Carol Emshwiller, ss, Broadway/on waivers
Charles Goren, c, Las Vegas/Brussels
Chip Delany, rp, Brooklyn
Chris Cornell, 2b, on waivers
Chris Moneymaker, rp, Las Vegas
Christian Wulff, sp, Stockholm
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, 3b, Pusan
Christy Turlington, cf, Milan
Cindy Crawford, cf, Milan
Clark Kent, ss, Terra
Coco Chanel, rp, Industry
Colin Mochrie, mr, Hollywood
Commander Keen, 2b, Pusan
Corak, mr, Pusan
Cordwainer Smith, sp, Terra
Cornelius Vanderbilt, 3b, Industry
Courtney Love, sp, Kratovo
Cyril Kornbluth, mr, on waivers
Cyrus McCormick, mr, Pittsburgh

D'Arcy Wretzky, c, Seattle
D-Von Dudley, rp, Stamford
Daisy Lowe, 1b, Milan
Dalia Grybauskaite, sp, Stamford
Damon Albarn, 1b, Seattle
Dan Dreiberg, rf, Terra
Danielle Lloyd, 2b, Milan
Darth Vader, sp, Pittsburgh
David Baltimore, rp, Stockholm
David Berkowitz, 2b, Las Vegas
David Cameron, ss, Brussels
David E. Shaw, c, Industry
Denise Richards, sp, Milan
Dimitris Christofias, lf, Hollywood
Dino Zoff, rp, Kratovo
Dirk the Daring, rf, on waivers
Dobie Gillis, 2b, Los Angeles
Doc Smith, rp, Pusan
Doctor Blood, rp, Pusan
Dominique Dropsy, sp, on waivers
Don Adams, 3b, Hollywood
Donkey Kong, sp, Terra
Donnie Darko, 2b, Pittsburgh
Doutzen Kroes, rp, on waivers
Doyle Brunson, sp, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, sp, Terra

E. I. du Pont, ss, Industry
Earl, c, Brooklyn
Easley Blackwood, cf, Las Vegas
Ecco the Dolphin, sp, San Jose
Ed Rooney, sp, on waivers
Eddie Kantar, 3b, Las Vegas
Edgar Kaplan, c, Las Vegas
Edward Blake, 3b, on waivers
Elaine Marley, rp, Pusan
Elie Ducommun, sp, Stockholm
Elliott Smith, c, San Jose
Elsa von Spielburg, lf, on waivers
Ely Culbertson, c, Las Vegas
Emanuel Lasker, sp, Las Vegas
Emil Fischer, c, Stockholm
Emil von Behring, cf, Stockholm
Emily Haines, cf, Hollywood
Endora, sp, Los Angeles
Enzo Scifo, ss, Kratovo
Erdrick, cf, San Jose
Eric Murray, 3b, Las Vegas
Eric the Unready, 2b, Pusan
Erin Heatherton, rp, Milan
Ernest Hemingway, lf, on waivers
Eugene Ionesco, rp, on waivers
Eugene O'Neill, lf, Broadway
Eunice Wentworth Howell, rp, Los Angeles
Euripides, rf, Broadway
Eva Herzigova, cf, Milan

Ferenc Gyurcsany, rf, on waivers
Fighter, rf, San Jose
Floyd Lawson, c, Los Angeles
Forrest Gump, 2b, Pittsburgh
Forrest Mars, mr, Industry
Frances Bean Cobain, sp, Seattle
Francis Crick, cf, Stockholm
Frank Perdue, 3b, Industry
Frantisek Planicka, rp, Kratovo
Fred Gitelman, 1b, Las Vegas
Freddy Krueger, mr, Stamford
Frederic Passy, sp, Las Vegas
Friedrich Bayer, 3b, on waivers
Fritz Leiber, 3b, Brooklyn
Fulvio Fantoni, lf, Las Vegas

Gabriel Garcia Marquez, sp, Stockholm
Gavin Rossdale, cf, Terra
George Eastman, ss, Industry
George Hanson, lf, on waivers
George Orwell, mr, Terra
George Westinghouse, cf, Industry
Gilius Thunderhead, lf, San Jose
Gilligan, sp, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, sp, Stockholm
Gioachino Greco, sp, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, sp, Milan
Giuseppe Meazza, cf, Kratovo
Glorfindel, cf, on waivers
Gorath of the Ardanien, lf, Pusan
Gordon Bajnai, 1b, Terra/on waivers
Grand Duke Jean, rp, Stamford
Greg Lee, c, Hollywood
Groucho Marx, c, Stamford
Guy Fieri, rp, Hollywood
Gyula Szengeller, 3b, Kratovo

Hal Jordan, 3b, Terra
Hannibal Lecter, sp, Pittsburgh
Hans Krankl, c, Kratovo
Harlan Ellison, rp, Brooklyn
Harry Harrison, lf, Brooklyn
Harry Stubbs, sp, on waivers
Heidi Klum, rp, Broadway
Heinz Fischer, mr, Brussels
Henrik Ibsen, cf, Broadway
Henry Durant, mr, Stockholm
Henry Holland, 1b, on waivers
Herman Munster, 1b, Los Angeles/Pittsburgh
Herman Van Rompuy, lf, Brussels
Hillary Tickingclock, cf, Pusan
Hollis Mason, 1b, on waivers
Horst Hrubesch, lf, Kratovo
Howard Hughes, c, Industry
Howie Mandel, 2b, Hollywood

Ida Tarbell, 3b, Industry
Iolo Fitzowen, sp, Los Angeles
Isaac Asimov, 2b, Terra
Ivan Gasparovic, mr, Hollywood
Ivars Godmanis, 2b, Brussels/San Jose
Iveta Radicova, ss, Brussels

J. Pierpont Morgan, lf, Pittsburgh
J. Willard Marriott, mr, Industry
Jack Daniel, ss, on waivers
Jack Szostak, cf, Stockholm
Jack Vance, rp, Broadway
Jack Williamson, cf, Brooklyn
Jacky Munaron, sp, Kratovo
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, c, Stockholm
James Graham Ballard, cf, Brooklyn
James Gunn, c, Pittsburgh
James Tiptree Jr., sp, Terra
Jan Brady, 2b, Los Angeles
Jan Fischer, lf, Brussels
Jan Tinbergen, mr, Pittsburgh
Janis Joplin, sp, Stamford
Jar Jar Binks, 2b, Pittsburgh
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, rf, Brussels
Jason Voorhees, mr, Stockholm
Jean-Paul Sartre, ss, Broadway
Jeannie, sp, Broadway
Jed Clampett, ss, Los Angeles
Jeff Buckley, 1b, Kratovo
Jeff Probst, lf, on waivers
Jello Biafra, cf, Seattle
Jenny McCarthy, 1b, Hollywood
Jerry "The King" Lawler, 2b, Stamford
Jessica Michibata, sp, Brooklyn
Jill Meyers, cf, Las Vegas
Jim Lange, rp, Hollywood
Jimmy Kimmel, ss, on waivers
Joanna Russ, rp, Brooklyn
Joe Haldeman, 1b, Brooklyn
Joey Barnes, c, Los Angeles
John Brunner, 3b, Brooklyn
John Cena, cf, Seattle
John D. Rockefeller, ss, Industry
John O'Hurley, 3b, Hollywood
John Sladek, sp, Brooklyn
John Webster, ss, Broadway
Johnny Chan, rp, Las Vegas
Johnny Moss, rp, Las Vegas/on waivers
Jon Osterman, ss, Terra
Jonas Grumby, sp, Los Angeles
Jorge Burruchaga, 3b, on waivers
Jose Socrates, cf, Brussels
Jozef Mlynarczyk, mr, Industry
Jules Winnfield, lf, on waivers
Juliana Hatfield, 2b, Brooklyn
Julio Olarticoechea, ss, Pusan

Kane, ss, Stamford
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, 1b, Broadway
Katherine Wei-Sender, ss, Stamford
Kelly Brook, rp, Milan
Kelly Hu, rp, Milan
Ken Masters, rp, San Jose
Kim Deal, sp, Seattle
Kim Gordon, rp, Seattle
King Albert II, rp, Las Vegas
King Baudouin, rp, on waivers
King C. Gillette, cf, Industry
King Carl XVI Gustaf, rp, Brussels
Knuckles the Echidna, cf, San Jose
Kofi Annan, 2b, on waivers
Kostas Karamanlis, lf, Brussels
Krist Novoselic, 3b, Seattle
Kristanna Loken, ss, Milan
Kurt Cobain, rp, Seattle

Laetitia Casta, 3b, Milan
Larry Niven, rp, Brooklyn
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, c, on waivers
Laura Bow, c, Pusan
Laurie Juspeczyk, c, Terra
Lech Kaczynski, mr, Brussels
Leigh Brackett, sp, Stamford
Leo Bloom, rf, Terra
Lev Yashin, sp, Kratovo
Levi Strauss, 2b, on waivers
Lewis Carroll, sp, Terra
Lewis Padgett, mr, Terra
Liam Gallagher, cf, Seattle
Lily Cole, rp, Pittsburgh
Link, 3b, San Jose
Lope de Vega, 1b, Terra
Lord British, sp, Pusan
Lothar Matthaus, c, Kratovo
Lou Grant, 1b, Los Angeles
Louie Anderson, rp, Hollywood
Lucy Ricardo, 2b, on waivers
Luigi, c, San Jose
Luigi Pirandello, rp, Broadway
Luke Skywalker, 3b, Pittsburgh
Lyon Sprague de Camp, 1b, on waivers

Madeleine L'Engle, rf, Brooklyn
Marcia Brady, lf, Los Angeles
Mari Kiviniemi, lf, Brussels
Marilyn Manson, lf, Las Vegas
Mario, 1b, San Jose
Marion Zimmer Bradley, mr, Brooklyn
Marisa Miller, sp, Milan
Mark Rutte, 2b, Brussels
Mark Twain, rp, Stamford
Marty McFly, c, Pusan
Mary McAleese, sp, Brussels
Mary Richards, sp, Los Angeles
Mathias Sindelar, 2b, Kratovo
Max Planck, ss, Stockholm
Maynard G. Krebs, 2b, Los Angeles
Meredith Vieira, sp, Hollywood
Michael Stipe, cf, Seattle
Mike Haggar, 3b, San Jose
Mikhail Gorbachev, rp, on waivers
Miles "Tails" Prower, 1b, Broadway
Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, sp, Seattle
Miranda Kerr, mr, Milan
Mirek Topolanek, c, on waivers
Mischa Barton, rp, Milan
Mister Ed, rp, on waivers
Moliere, mr, Broadway
Molly Sims, mr, on waivers
Monty Hall, sp, Pittsburgh
Mr. Perfect, cf, Stamford

Naomi Campbell, lf, Milan
Natalie Merchant, 1b, Industry
Nery Pumpido, rp, Kratovo
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, mr, Los Angeles
Nick Drake, rp, Los Angeles
Nicolas Sarkozy, sp, Terra
Nicole Fox, rp, Milan
Niels Finsen, rf, Stockholm
Nikolai Volkoff, 3b, Pittsburgh
Nikos Stavros, sp, Pusan
Noel Gallagher, ss, Seattle
Norman Kay, 1b, on waivers
Norman Stansfield, mr, Pittsburgh

O-Ren Ishii, mr, Pittsburgh
Oldrich Nejedly, rf, Kratovo
Oleg Blokhin, rf, Broadway/on waivers
Oleg Protasov, lf, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, lf, Broadway
Omar Sharif, rf, Las Vegas
Opie Taylor, cf, Los Angeles
Oscar Wilde, sp, Broadway
Oswald Jacoby, lf, Las Vegas
Owen Hart, 3b, Stamford

Pat Sajak, mr, Seattle
Patty Lane, rp, on waivers
Paul Bearer, rp, Stamford
Paul Krugman, 3b, Stockholm
Paul Reubens, lf, Hollywood
Pete Rose, 1b, Stamford
Peter Buck, 3b, Pusan
Peter Parker, c, Terra
Peter Shilton, sp, Milan
Peter Tomarken, rp, Hollywood
Petr Necas, lf, Brussels
Philibert Smellinckx, c, Kratovo
Philip Jose Farmer, mr, on waivers
Philip K. Dick, sp, Kratovo
Pit, rp, Pittsburgh
Plamen Getov, 2b, Kratovo
Poul Anderson, sp, Brooklyn
Praetor Fenix, 1b, Pusan
Princess Zelda, lf, Seattle
Protoman, rp, San Jose

Q-Bert, rf, Terra
Queen Margrethe II, rp, Brussels
Quinton McHale, rp, Los Angeles

R2D2, lf, on waivers
Ragnar Frisch, mr, Stockholm
Rebecca Romijn, rp, Milan
Regis Philbin, 1b, Brussels
Remy LeBeau, ss, Brooklyn
Rhoda Morgenstern, rp, Los Angeles
Richard Dawson, mr, San Jose
Richard Karn, lf, on waivers
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, mr, Stamford
Rinat Dasayev, rp, Kratovo
Roger Wilco, 1b, Pusan
Roger Zelazny, 1b, Brooklyn
Roland Ironfist, sp, Pusan
Ronald Ross, lf, Stockholm
Roy Hinkley, 2b, Las Vegas
Rudyard Kipling, rp, Stockholm
Ruy Lopez, sp, Las Vegas
Rydia of Mist, sp, San Jose
Ryu, rp, San Jose

Sabine Auken, 1b, Las Vegas
Sadok Sassi, rp, on waivers
Salmon P. Chase, 2b, Industry
Sam Walton, lf, Industry
Samantha, rf, Los Angeles
Sami Kehela, ss, Las Vegas
Samuel Beckett, rf, Broadway
Samuel Gompers, 3b, Stockholm
Samuel Stayman, 1b, on waivers
Samus Aran, rp, Brussels/on waivers
Scott Stapp, rf, on waivers
Scott Summers, 2b, Terra
Scott Weiland, 2b, Seattle
Sergei Stanishev, 2b, Kratovo
Seymour Cray, rp, Brussels
Sgt. Slaughter, c, Pittsburgh
Shirley Manson, rp, Seattle
Sir Arthur, rp, Pittsburgh
Sister Bertrille, sp, on waivers
Sonic the Hedgehog, ss, San Jose
Spark, rp, Pusan
Stanislaw Lem, 2b, Brooklyn
Steven Chu, c, Stockholm
Stuart Scott, rf, Stamford
Sue Ann Nivens, sp, Los Angeles
Sully Prudhomme, rp, Stockholm

Tanya Adams, rf, Pusan
Tarja Halonen, sp, Brussels
Ted Baxter, sp, Los Angeles
Ted Turner, rp, Industry
Tennessee Williams, c, on waivers
Terence, rf, Broadway
The Grand Wizard, sp, Las Vegas
The Undertaker, cf, Stamford
Theodor Mommsen, rp, Stockholm
Theodore Roosevelt, lf, Los Angeles
Thomas A. Edison, 1b, Industry
Thomas J. Watson, sp, Industry
Thomas Mars, mr, Seattle
Tila Tequila, 1b, Hollywood
Toad, ss, Milan
Toejam, lf, San Jose
Tom Bergeron, sp, Stamford
Tom Steitz, 1b, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, 3b, Terra
Tony Stark, lf, Brussels
Tyra Banks, c, Milan

Vaclav Klaus, mr, Industry
Valdis Dombrovskis, 3b, Brussels
Vanessa Carlton, lf, on waivers
Vasily Rats, rf, Kratovo
Vectorman, sp, San Jose
Vernor Vinge, 3b, Los Angeles
Vi Domina, ss, Kratovo
Vic Viper, rp, Pusan
Viktor Orban, ss, Seattle
Vincent Vega, c, Pittsburgh
Virgil, rp, Stamford
Voltaire, mr, Broadway

Walter Kovacs, lf, Terra
Walter M. Miller, 2b, Broadway
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, sp, Pusan
White Mage, c, San Jose
Wild Bill Hickok, mr, Las Vegas
Wilhelm Roentgen, ss, Stockholm
William Colgate, sp, Industry
William Congreve, rp, Broadway
William Tenn, sp, Terra
Wink Martindale, rp, Hollywood
Winston Churchill, rp, Stockholm
Wole Soyinka, rf, Pittsburgh
Woody Allen, rp, Terra

Xzar, 3b, Los Angeles

Yokozuna, ss, Stamford
Yves Leterme, ss, Seattle

Zero, cf, San Jose
Zhivko Gospodinov, 3b, on waivers
Zooey Deschanel, rp, Seattle
Zoranthus, lf, on waivers

By position

Catchers

Ak'shel, Pusan
Alan Thicke, Hollywood
Alis Landale, Brussels
Allen Ludden, Broadway
Anders Fogh Rasmussen, Brussels
Arnold Ziffel, on waivers
Bob Saget, Milan
Brad Moss, on waivers
Charles Goren, Las Vegas/Brussels
D'Arcy Wretzky, Seattle
David E. Shaw, Industry
Earl, Brooklyn
Edgar Kaplan, Las Vegas
Elliott Smith, San Jose
Ely Culbertson, Las Vegas
Emil Fischer, Stockholm
Floyd Lawson, Los Angeles
Greg Lee, Hollywood
Groucho Marx, Stamford
Hans Krankl, Kratovo
Howard Hughes, Industry
Jacobus H. van 't Hoff, Stockholm
James Gunn, Pittsburgh
Joey Barnes, Los Angeles
Lars Lokke Rasmussen, on waivers
Laura Bow, Pusan
Laurie Juspeczyk, Terra
Lothar Matthaus, Kratovo
Luigi, San Jose
Marty McFly, Pusan
Mirek Topolanek, on waivers
Peter Parker, Terra
Philibert Smellinckx, Kratovo
Sgt. Slaughter, Pittsburgh
Steven Chu, Stockholm
Tennessee Williams, on waivers
Tyra Banks, Milan
Vincent Vega, Pittsburgh
White Mage, San Jose

First Basemen

Andrius Kubilius, on waivers
Andy Fire, Stockholm
Ani DiFranco, Seattle
Avram Davidson, Brooklyn
Daisy Lowe, Milan
Damon Albarn, Seattle
Fred Gitelman, Las Vegas
Gordon Bajnai, Terra/on waivers
Henry Holland, on waivers
Herman Munster, Los Angeles/Pittsburgh
Hollis Mason, on waivers
Jeff Buckley, Kratovo
Jenny McCarthy, Hollywood
Joe Haldeman, Brooklyn
Karl-Heinz Rummenigge, Broadway
Lope de Vega, Terra
Lou Grant, Los Angeles
Lyon Sprague de Camp, on waivers
Mario, San Jose
Miles "Tails" Prower, Broadway
Natalie Merchant, Industry
Norman Kay, on waivers
Pete Rose, Stamford
Praetor Fenix, Pusan
Regis Philbin, Brussels
Roger Wilco, Pusan
Roger Zelazny, Brooklyn
Sabine Auken, Las Vegas
Samuel Stayman, on waivers
Thomas A. Edison, Industry
Tila Tequila, Hollywood
Tom Steitz, Stockholm

Second Basemen

Andrus Ansip, Brussels
Angela Merkel, Pittsburgh/Los Angeles
Anton Chekhov, Broadway
Bar Refaeli, Milan
Black Belt, San Jose
Bob, on waivers
Bushwhacker Luke, on waivers
Chris Cornell, on waivers
Commander Keen, Pusan
Danielle Lloyd, Milan
David Berkowitz, Las Vegas
Dobie Gillis, Los Angeles
Donnie Darko, Pittsburgh
Eric the Unready, Pusan
Forrest Gump, Pittsburgh
Howie Mandel, Hollywood
Isaac Asimov, Terra
Ivars Godmanis, Brussels/San Jose
Jan Brady, Los Angeles
Jar Jar Binks, Pittsburgh
Jerry "The King" Lawler, Stamford
Juliana Hatfield, Brooklyn
Kofi Annan, on waivers
Levi Strauss, on waivers
Lucy Ricardo, on waivers
Mark Rutte, Brussels
Mathias Sindelar, Kratovo
Maynard G. Krebs, Los Angeles
Plamen Getov, Kratovo
Roy Hinkley, Las Vegas
Salmon P. Chase, Industry
Scott Summers, Terra
Scott Weiland, Seattle
Sergei Stanishev, Kratovo
Stanislaw Lem, Brooklyn
Walter M. Miller, Broadway

Third Basemen

Alan Sontag, Las Vegas
Armistead Burwell Smith IV, Seattle
Barry Allen, Terra/Broadway
Ben Jonson, Broadway
Bret "The Hitman" Hart, Stamford
Christopher "Bluehair" Blair, Pusan
Cornelius Vanderbilt, Industry
Don Adams, Hollywood
Eddie Kantar, Las Vegas
Edward Blake, on waivers
Eric Murray, Las Vegas
Frank Perdue, Industry
Friedrich Bayer, on waivers
Fritz Leiber, Brooklyn
Gyula Szengeller, Kratovo
Hal Jordan, Terra
Ida Tarbell, Industry
John Brunner, Brooklyn
John O'Hurley, Hollywood
Jorge Burruchaga, on waivers
Krist Novoselic, Seattle
Laetitia Casta, Milan
Link, San Jose
Luke Skywalker, Pittsburgh
Mike Haggar, San Jose
Nikolai Volkoff, Pittsburgh
Owen Hart, Stamford
Paul Krugman, Stockholm
Peter Buck, Pusan
Samuel Gompers, Stockholm
Tom Stoppard, Terra
Valdis Dombrovskis, Brussels
Vernor Vinge, Los Angeles
Xzar, Los Angeles
Zhivko Gospodinov, on waivers

Shortstops

Agent 99, San Jose
Alfonso Ribeiro, Hollywood
Amelie Poulain, Pittsburgh
Anne McCaffrey, Brooklyn
Athol Fugard, Broadway
Carol Emshwiller, Broadway/on waivers
Clark Kent, Terra
David Cameron, Brussels
E. I. du Pont, Industry
Enzo Scifo, Kratovo
George Eastman, Industry
Iveta Radicova, Brussels
Jack Daniel, on waivers
Jean-Paul Sartre, Broadway
Jed Clampett, Los Angeles
Jimmy Kimmel, on waivers
John D. Rockefeller, Industry
John Webster, Broadway
Jon Osterman, Terra
Julio Olarticoechea, Pusan
Kane, Stamford
Katherine Wei-Sender, Stamford
Kristanna Loken, Milan
Max Planck, Stockholm
Noel Gallagher, Seattle
Remy LeBeau, Brooklyn
Sami Kehela, Las Vegas
Sonic the Hedgehog, San Jose
Toad, Milan
Vi Domina, Kratovo
Viktor Orban, Seattle
Wilhelm Roentgen, Stockholm
Yokozuna, Stamford
Yves Leterme, Seattle

Left Fielders

Ahmed Johnson, Stamford
Art Linkletter, Hollywood
Arthur Charles Clarke, on waivers
Axe Battler, San Jose
Beatrix Kiddo, Pittsburgh
Boris Grebenshchikov, Seattle
Dimitris Christofias, Hollywood
Elsa von Spielburg, on waivers
Ernest Hemingway, on waivers
Eugene O'Neill, Broadway
Fulvio Fantoni, Las Vegas
George Hanson, on waivers
Gilius Thunderhead, San Jose
Gorath of the Ardanien, Pusan
Harry Harrison, Brooklyn
Herman Van Rompuy, Brussels
Horst Hrubesch, Kratovo
J. Pierpont Morgan, Pittsburgh
Jan Fischer, Brussels
Jeff Probst, on waivers
Jules Winnfield, on waivers
Kostas Karamanlis, Brussels
Marcia Brady, Los Angeles
Mari Kiviniemi, Brussels
Marilyn Manson, Las Vegas
Naomi Campbell, Milan
Oleg Protasov, Kratovo
Olga Kurylenko, Broadway
Oswald Jacoby, Las Vegas
Paul Reubens, Hollywood
Petr Necas, Brussels
Princess Zelda, Seattle
R2D2, on waivers
Richard Karn, on waivers
Ronald Ross, Stockholm
Sam Walton, Industry
Theodore Roosevelt, Los Angeles
Toejam, San Jose
Tony Stark, Brussels
Vanessa Carlton, on waivers
Walter Kovacs, Terra
Zoranthus, on waivers

Center Fielders

Adolphus Busch, Industry
Aldous Huxley, Pusan
Alex Trebek, Seattle
Alvy Singer, Pittsburgh
Aristophanes, on waivers
Ben Bailey, Hollywood
Bruce Banner, Terra
Christy Turlington, Milan
Cindy Crawford, Milan
Easley Blackwood, Las Vegas
Emil von Behring, Stockholm
Emily Haines, Hollywood
Erdrick, San Jose
Eva Herzigova, Milan
Francis Crick, Stockholm
Gavin Rossdale, Terra
George Westinghouse, Industry
Giuseppe Meazza, Kratovo
Glorfindel, on waivers
Henrik Ibsen, Broadway
Hillary Tickingclock, Pusan
Jack Szostak, Stockholm
Jack Williamson, Brooklyn
James Graham Ballard, Brooklyn
Jello Biafra, Seattle
Jill Meyers, Las Vegas
John Cena, Seattle
Jose Socrates, Brussels
King C. Gillette, Industry
Knuckles the Echidna, San Jose
Liam Gallagher, Seattle
Michael Stipe, Seattle
Mr. Perfect, Stamford
Opie Taylor, Los Angeles
The Undertaker, Stamford
Zero, San Jose

Right Fielders

Adriana Lima, Milan
Alan Truscott, on waivers
Alfie Bester, Seattle
Andre the Giant, Stamford
Andrew Carnegie, Industry
Arthur Dent, Pusan
Arthur Miller, Broadway
Aunt Bee, on waivers
Boyko Borisov, Hollywood
Brian Cowen, Hollywood
Dan Dreiberg, Terra
Dirk the Daring, on waivers
Euripides, Broadway
Ferenc Gyurcsany, on waivers
Fighter, San Jose
Jaroslaw Kaczynski, Brussels
Leo Bloom, Terra
Madeleine L'Engle, Brooklyn
Niels Finsen, Stockholm
Oldrich Nejedly, Kratovo
Oleg Blokhin, Broadway/on waivers
Omar Sharif, Las Vegas
Q-Bert, Terra
Samantha, Los Angeles
Samuel Beckett, Broadway
Scott Stapp, on waivers
Stuart Scott, Stamford
Tanya Adams, Pusan
Terence, Broadway
Vasily Rats, Kratovo
Wole Soyinka, Pittsburgh

Starting Pitchers

Ahmad Rashad, Hollywood
Alfred P. Sloan, Industry
Amber Lancaster, Milan
Anderson Cooper, Hollywood
Anne Robinson, Pittsburgh
Antal Szabo, Kratovo
Barack Obama, Industry
Barry N. Malzberg, Brooklyn
Benjamin Willis, San Jose/Brussels
Black Mage, San Jose
Boba Fett, Pittsburgh
Bronislaw Komorowski, Pusan
Bubba Ray Dudley, Stamford
Bubba Sawyer Jr., Broadway/on waivers
Carmen Electra, Hollywood
Christian Wulff, Stockholm
Cordwainer Smith, Terra
Courtney Love, Kratovo
Dalia Grybauskaite, Stamford
Darth Vader, Pittsburgh
Denise Richards, Milan
Dominique Dropsy, on waivers
Donkey Kong, Terra
Doyle Brunson, Las Vegas
Dr. Seuss, Terra
Ecco the Dolphin, San Jose
Ed Rooney, on waivers
Elie Ducommun, Stockholm
Emanuel Lasker, Las Vegas
Endora, Los Angeles
Frances Bean Cobain, Seattle
Frederic Passy, Las Vegas
Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Stockholm
Gilligan, Los Angeles
Ginger Grant, Stockholm
Gioachino Greco, Las Vegas
Gisele Bundchen, Milan
Hannibal Lecter, Pittsburgh
Harry Stubbs, on waivers
Iolo Fitzowen, Los Angeles
Jacky Munaron, Kratovo
James Tiptree Jr., Terra
Janis Joplin, Stamford
Jeannie, Broadway
Jessica Michibata, Brooklyn
John Sladek, Brooklyn
Jonas Grumby, Los Angeles
Kim Deal, Seattle
Leigh Brackett, Stamford
Lev Yashin, Kratovo
Lewis Carroll, Terra
Lord British, Pusan
Marisa Miller, Milan
Mary McAleese, Brussels
Mary Richards, Los Angeles
Meredith Vieira, Hollywood
Mirah Yom Tov Zeitlyn, Seattle
Monty Hall, Pittsburgh
Nicolas Sarkozy, Terra
Nikos Stavros, Pusan
Oscar Wilde, Broadway
Peter Shilton, Milan
Philip K. Dick, Kratovo
Poul Anderson, Brooklyn
Roland Ironfist, Pusan
Ruy Lopez, Las Vegas
Rydia of Mist, San Jose
Sister Bertrille, on waivers
Sue Ann Nivens, Los Angeles
Tarja Halonen, Brussels
Ted Baxter, Los Angeles
The Grand Wizard, Las Vegas
Thomas J. Watson, Industry
Tom Bergeron, Stamford
Vectorman, San Jose
Warrax the Chaos Warrior, Pusan
William Colgate, Industry
William Tenn, Terra

Middle Relievers

Bushwhacker Butch, Stamford
Colin Mochrie, Hollywood
Corak, Pusan
Cyril Kornbluth, on waivers
Cyrus McCormick, Pittsburgh
Forrest Mars, Industry
Freddy Krueger, Stamford
George Orwell, Terra
Heinz Fischer, Brussels
Henry Durant, Stockholm
Ivan Gasparovic, Hollywood
J. Willard Marriott, Industry
Jan Tinbergen, Pittsburgh
Jason Voorhees, Stockholm
Jozef Mlynarczyk, Industry
Lech Kaczynski, Brussels
Lewis Padgett, Terra
Marion Zimmer Bradley, Brooklyn
Miranda Kerr, Milan
Moliere, Broadway
Molly Sims, on waivers
Nick "the Greek" Dandolos, Los Angeles
Norman Stansfield, Pittsburgh
O-Ren Ishii, Pittsburgh
Pat Sajak, Seattle
Philip Jose Farmer, on waivers
Ragnar Frisch, Stockholm
Richard Dawson, San Jose
Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat, Stamford
Thomas Mars, Seattle
Vaclav Klaus, Industry
Voltaire, Broadway
Wild Bill Hickok, Las Vegas

Relief Pitchers

Alanis Morissette, Kratovo
Albert Brooks, Terra
Albert Rust, Kratovo
Alex Forrest, Brussels/on waivers
Algirdas Jonas Budrys, Brooklyn
Alice Kramden, on waivers
Alice Norton, Brooklyn
Anonymous, Brooklyn/on waivers
Belboz, on waivers
Bertolt Brecht, Broadway
Bill Cullen, Brussels
Bill Rizer, San Jose
Brian Aldiss, Brooklyn
Candice Swanepoel, Milan
Chip Delany, Brooklyn
Chris Moneymaker, Las Vegas
Coco Chanel, Industry
D-Von Dudley, Stamford
David Baltimore, Stockholm
Dino Zoff, Kratovo
Doc Smith, Pusan
Doctor Blood, Pusan
Doutzen Kroes, on waivers
Elaine Marley, Pusan
Erin Heatherton, Milan
Eugene Ionesco, on waivers
Eunice Wentworth Howell, Los Angeles
Frantisek Planicka, Kratovo
Grand Duke Jean, Stamford
Guy Fieri, Hollywood
Harlan Ellison, Brooklyn
Heidi Klum, Broadway
Jack Vance, Broadway
Jim Lange, Hollywood
Joanna Russ, Brooklyn
Johnny Chan, Las Vegas
Johnny Moss, Las Vegas/on waivers
Kelly Brook, Milan
Kelly Hu, Milan
Ken Masters, San Jose
Kim Gordon, Seattle
King Albert II, Las Vegas
King Baudouin, on waivers
King Carl XVI Gustaf, Brussels
Kurt Cobain, Seattle
Larry Niven, Brooklyn
Lily Cole, Pittsburgh
Louie Anderson, Hollywood
Luigi Pirandello, Broadway
Mark Twain, Stamford
Mikhail Gorbachev, on waivers
Mischa Barton, Milan
Mister Ed, on waivers
Nery Pumpido, Kratovo
Nick Drake, Los Angeles
Nicole Fox, Milan
Patty Lane, on waivers
Paul Bearer, Stamford
Peter Tomarken, Hollywood
Pit, Pittsburgh
Protoman, San Jose
Queen Margrethe II, Brussels
Quinton McHale, Los Angeles
Rebecca Romijn, Milan
Rhoda Morgenstern, Los Angeles
Rinat Dasayev, Kratovo
Rudyard Kipling, Stockholm
Ryu, San Jose
Sadok Sassi, on waivers
Samus Aran, Brussels/on waivers
Seymour Cray, Brussels
Shirley Manson, Seattle
Sir Arthur, Pittsburgh
Spark, Pusan
Sully Prudhomme, Stockholm
Ted Turner, Industry
Theodor Mommsen, Stockholm
Vic Viper, Pusan
Virgil, Stamford
William Congreve, Broadway
Wink Martindale, Hollywood
Winston Churchill, Stockholm
Woody Allen, Terra
Zooey Deschanel, Seattle