Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 6064 Alex Kapranos, 20, c (55 G, -4.5 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6317 Eddie Van Halen, 21, c (36 G, -2.7 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6289 Lars-Olof Johansson, 20, 1b (37 G, -3.0 DR/40, -16.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6328 Chester Bennington, 19, 1b (31 G, 0.9 DR/40, -11.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6239 Taffy Dale, 18, 1b (10 G, 2.0 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40)
• 6336 Nina Persson, 19, 2b (38 G, -4.1 DR/40, -12.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6391 Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 19, 3b (31 G, 1.3 DR/40, -11.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6369 Wolfgang Van Halen, 19, ss (36 G, 1.7 DR/40, -12.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6295 Cleopatra Egypt, 18, ss (15 G, 2.9 DR/40, -1.3 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6228 Troy Davis, 18, lf (34 G, 0.7 DR/40, -14.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6201 Zach Rogue, 20, cf (32 G, -2.1 DR/40, -13.1 OR/40)
• 6240 Winnie Harlow, 20, cf (19 G, -13.5 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6214 Justin Bieber, 19, rf (17 G, -8.2 DR/40, -11.3 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5700 Jill Goodacre, 25, sp (99 G, -4.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5954 Keranos God of Storms, 25, sp (41 G, -1.7 PRAA/300)
• 6206 Joules Scott-Key, 21, sp (15 G, -12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6376 Elizabeth Lanford, 20, sp (10 G, -27.2 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6171 Cedric Bixler-Zavala, 21, mr (75 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6306 Tim Wheeler, 21, rp (21 G, 4.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6394 Juan Alderete, 18, rp (20 G, -0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6334 Alex Van Halen, 18, rp (10 G, -18.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6354 Cottontail, 18, 3b (who?)
• 6343 Sally Langston, 17, 2b
• 6352 Brad Delson, 18, cf (who?)
• 6389 Bree Sharp, 17, 3b (who?)
• 6349 Logan Paul, 17, lf (who?)
• 6392 June Carter Cash, 17, rp (who?)