Roster for Seattle Angst:

Catchers:

• 5648 Peaches, 24, c (150 G, 1.8 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6064 Alex Kapranos, 19, c (18 G, -0.7 DR/40, -2.0 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5428 Murdoc Niccals, 27, 1b (449 G, 1.3 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5461 Dave Navarro, 28, 2b (369 G, 4.8 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5379 Amy Farrah Fowler, 28, 3b (389 G, -0.6 DR/40, 9.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5647 Halsey, 24, 3b (109 G, 4.0 DR/40, -4.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5562 Foxes, 26, ss (292 G, -1.9 DR/40, 19.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5469 Hillel Slovak, 29, lf (389 G, 3.3 DR/40, 3.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5276 Kesha Rose Sebert, 29, lf (354 G, -1.1 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5370 Ben Kweller, 27, cf (325 G, 1.3 DR/40, 0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5645 Enya, 26, cf (237 G, 2.0 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5606 Chris Collingwood, 24, cf (82 G, -1.7 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5333 Ben Lee, 27, rf (236 G, -2.8 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5368 Sting, 28, sp (242 G, 12.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5903 Dustin Hoffman, 31, sp (96 G, 3.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5700 Jill Goodacre, 24, sp (82 G, -5.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5240 Sylvester James Pussycat Sr., 29, mr (176 G, 2.8 PRAA/300)
• 6171 Cedric Bixler-Zavala, 20, mr (52 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5277 Rev Run, 29, rp (263 G, 5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5451 2D, 28, rp (246 G, 6.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5759 Roo, 23, rp (46 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5168 Rikki Tikki Tavi, 32, c (511 G, 1.1 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5460 Josh Klinghoffer, 29, sp (155 G, 0.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5846 Christopher Nolan, 23, ss (11 G, -9.8 DR/40, -21.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6289 Lars-Olof Johansson, 19, 1b (who?)
• 6206 Joules Scott-Key, 20, sp (who?)
• 6201 Zach Rogue, 19, cf