Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 6254 Philip Glass, 22, c (38 G, -1.5 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5428 Murdoc Niccals, 28, 1b (493 G, 1.2 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6137 Adrien Brody, 23, 1b (110 G, -0.1 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6185 Esau, 21, 1b (84 G, 2.1 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5222 Heinz Winkler, 32, 2b (543 G, 1.0 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6246 Krusty the Clown, 22, 2b (86 G, 0.7 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6046 Shemp Howard, 22, ss (45 G, 1.8 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6323 Saul, 21, ss (38 G, -3.3 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6052 Moe Howard, 22, lf (122 G, 3.7 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6054 Gil Eanes, 21, lf (21 G, 1.3 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5098 Jennifer Lawrence, 32, rf (446 G, 4.4 DR/40, 0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6291 Shia LaBoeuf, 21, rf (62 G, -3.9 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5911 Paul Rudd, 24, sp (112 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5657 Guenhwyvar, 25, sp (103 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6104 Curly Howard, 22, sp (62 G, -2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5908 Rachel, 28, mr (151 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5451 2D, 29, rp (269 G, 7.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5910 Alison Brie, 23, rp (146 G, -5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5906 Sandy Koufax, 25, rp (140 G, -4.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6081 Daveed Diggs, 21, rp (64 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6333 Tommy Pickles, 19, rp (8 G, -13.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6036 Sheila Broflovski, 22, 3b (169 G, 0.7 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5976 Elijah, 25, cf (94 G, 1.5 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5953 Tevye, 23, lf (93 G, -2.8 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6160 Ben Bernanke, 21, sp (who?)
• 6080 Henry Wensleydale, 22, 3b
• 6223 Larry Fine, 20, 3b (who?)