Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 6254 Philip Glass, 23, c (79 G, -1.4 DR/40, -6.2 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5428 Murdoc Niccals, 29, 1b (523 G, 1.0 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6137 Adrien Brody, 24, 1b (151 G, 0.7 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6185 Esau, 22, 1b (126 G, -0.4 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5222 Heinz Winkler, 33, 2b (587 G, 0.9 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6246 Krusty the Clown, 23, 2b (127 G, 2.5 DR/40, 4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6036 Sheila Broflovski, 23, 3b (214 G, 0.3 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6080 Henry Wensleydale, 23, 3b (28 G, 0.7 DR/40, -13.1 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 6052 Moe Howard, 23, lf (166 G, 4.9 DR/40, -2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6054 Gil Eanes, 22, lf (59 G, 1.7 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6425 Zach Braff, 21, lf (12 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40)
• 5265 Geist of Saint Traft, 32, rf (573 G, 1.2 DR/40, 6.8 OR/40)
• 5098 Jennifer Lawrence, 33, rf (494 G, 4.0 DR/40, -0.8 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5911 Paul Rudd, 25, sp (131 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5657 Guenhwyvar, 26, sp (121 G, -0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6104 Curly Howard, 23, sp (75 G, -3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5908 Rachel, 29, mr (173 G, 0.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5451 2D, 30, rp (289 G, 8.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5910 Alison Brie, 24, rp (170 G, -5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5906 Sandy Koufax, 26, rp (166 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6081 Daveed Diggs, 22, rp (83 G, -5.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6291 Shia LaBoeuf, 22, rf (62 G, -3.9 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40)
• 6323 Saul, 22, ss (38 G, -3.3 DR/40, -3.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6333 Tommy Pickles, 20, rp (8 G, -13.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6446 Yitzhak Rabin, 18, 1b
• 6484 Lena Dunham, 21, 1b
• 6160 Ben Bernanke, 22, sp (who?)