Roster for Washington Executives:

Catchers:

• 5810 Francis J. Underwood, 27, c (234 G, 1.1 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5787 Dave Dederer, 26, c (204 G, 0.7 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5797 Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, 24, c (173 G, -0.9 DR/40, 3.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6085 Noah Daniels, 23, 2b (52 G, -1.4 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6242 Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 22, 3b (102 G, -3.3 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40)
• 6135 Thomas J. Whitmore, 23, 3b (83 G, -3.9 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6191 Johnny Gentle, 24, ss (120 G, 5.4 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5772 Stelmaria, 27, lf (230 G, -0.4 DR/40, 1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6330 Laura Priscilla Montez, 21, lf (37 G, 3.0 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40)
• 5529 Cat Morgan, 28, cf (344 G, -3.5 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5775 Sarabi, 27, cf (313 G, -0.8 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6107 Fxjkhr, 24, rf (189 G, 0.5 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5489 Munkustrap, 29, sp (231 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6023 Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, 22, sp (68 G, -7.3 PRAA/300)
• 6284 David Palmer, 22, sp (31 G, -1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6143 Josiah Edward Bartlet, 23, sp (17 G, -9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 6428 John Keeler, 21, mr (22 G, 12.4 PRAA/300)
• 5686 Rumpus Cat, 27, rp (187 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5699 Calico Briggs, 28, rp (185 G, 1.1 PRAA/300)
• 6124 Garrett Walker, 24, rp (118 G, -9.6 PRAA/300)
• 6009 Itchy, 23, rp (99 G, 9.2 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6046 Shemp Howard, 23, ss (45 G, 1.8 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6399 Glen Allen Walken, 21, 1b (1 G, 0.0 DR/40, -8.0 OR/40)
• 6325 Claire Underwood, 18, rf (who?)
• 6450 Charles Logan, 17, ss
• 6478 Coriolanus Snow, 18, 1b