Roster for Washington Executives:

Catchers:

• 5810 Francis J. Underwood, 26, c (195 G, 1.5 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5787 Dave Dederer, 25, c (167 G, 0.5 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5797 Dr. Wilbur Daffodil-11 Swain, 23, c (133 G, -1.2 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 5447 Sunday Silence, 30, 2b (349 G, 5.3 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6242 Ulysses Delano Fitzgerald Milhous Pinky, 21, 3b (66 G, -1.9 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40)
• 5269 Penelope Pussycat, 32, ss (453 G, -4.4 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5490 Valeriano Weyler, 26, ss (288 G, 3.6 DR/40, -8.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6191 Johnny Gentle, 23, ss (80 G, 5.0 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5738 Professor Hackle, 27, lf (255 G, 2.9 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5772 Stelmaria, 26, lf (191 G, -0.4 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5529 Cat Morgan, 27, cf (308 G, -3.9 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5775 Sarabi, 26, cf (277 G, -0.7 DR/40, 6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6107 Fxjkhr, 23, rf (148 G, 1.5 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5489 Munkustrap, 28, sp (210 G, 6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6023 Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, 21, sp (56 G, -6.9 PRAA/300)
• 6284 David Palmer, 21, sp (20 G, 0.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5559 Enrique DeLome, 29, mr (209 G, 1.1 PRAA/300)
• 5699 Calico Briggs, 27, rp (167 G, 2.2 PRAA/300)
• 5686 Rumpus Cat, 26, rp (164 G, 4.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6124 Garrett Walker, 23, rp (95 G, -8.0 PRAA/300)
• 6009 Itchy, 22, rp (70 G, 14.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6135 Thomas J. Whitmore, 22, 3b (44 G, -4.6 DR/40, -5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6085 Noah Daniels, 22, 2b (13 G, -5.8 DR/40, -7.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6143 Josiah Edward Bartlet, 22, sp (10 G, -13.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6096 Conrad Dalton, 21, cf
• 6330 Laura Priscilla Montez, 20, lf
• 6325 Claire Underwood, 17, rf (who?)