Roster for Vancouver Vans:

Catchers:

• 6071 Kree Harrison, 24, c (169 G, 0.7 DR/40, 4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6435 Jean-Claude Van Damme, 20, c (46 G, 0.6 DR/40, -3.9 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 5369 Elizabeth Emken, 32, 1b (417 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5762 Misty K. Snow, 27, 3b (326 G, -0.4 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5673 Denis Mukwege, 28, ss (309 G, -4.9 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6205 Anthony Thompson, 21, ss (100 G, -4.1 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5654 Pope Francis, 29, cf (319 G, -2.7 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5688 Ice Cube, 29, cf (317 G, -0.4 DR/40, -3.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6442 James Van Ness, 20, cf (50 G, -4.1 DR/40, 5.8 OR/40)
• 6466 George Vancouver, 20, cf (45 G, -7.2 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40)
• 5362 Carly Fiorina, 33, rf (492 G, 0.4 DR/40, 8.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6377 Vincent Van Gogh, 21, rf (51 G, -1.8 DR/40, -19.4 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5728 Ron Crumpton, 26, sp (56 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6248 Heath Shuler, 20, sp (49 G, -10.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6448 Jeff Van Gundy, 20, sp (14 G, -14.9 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 5414 Real Quiet, 29, rp (286 G, 9.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5803 Walter Mondale, 27, rp (116 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5962 Simply Invincible, 26, rp (109 G, 2.4 PRAA/300)
• 6260 Ki-Jana Carter, 20, rp (68 G, -10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6176 Rocket Ismail, 20, rp (37 G, -7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6475 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 18, rp (17 G, -5.3 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6355 Dick Van Dyke, 20, sp (14 G, -22.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6367 Vangelis, 18, 1b (who?)
• 6445 Ludwig van Beethoven, 19, c
• 6468 Larry Vanover, 17, rp
• 6360 Van Jones, 19, rf (who?)
• 6283 Tommie Frazier, 19, sp (who?)