Roster for Vancouver Vans:

Catchers:

• 6071 Kree Harrison, 25, c (217 G, -0.1 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6435 Jean-Claude Van Damme, 21, c (90 G, -0.1 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5369 Elizabeth Emken, 33, 1b (455 G, 0.7 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6503 Greta Van Susteren, 20, 1b (19 G, -2.5 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5762 Misty K. Snow, 28, 3b (370 G, -0.5 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5673 Denis Mukwege, 29, ss (335 G, -5.1 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6205 Anthony Thompson, 22, ss (144 G, -6.0 DR/40, -2.9 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6511 Stan Van Gundy, 20, lf (38 G, 3.7 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5654 Pope Francis, 30, cf (348 G, -3.1 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6442 James Van Ness, 21, cf (98 G, -10.3 DR/40, 4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6466 George Vancouver, 21, cf (92 G, -9.7 DR/40, -0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5362 Carly Fiorina, 34, rf (535 G, -0.2 DR/40, 8.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6377 Vincent Van Gogh, 22, rf (66 G, -0.5 DR/40, -14.0 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5728 Ron Crumpton, 27, sp (77 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6570 Rip Van Winkle, 18, sp (16 G, -20.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 6491 Linus Van Pelt, 18, mr (17 G, -19.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5414 Real Quiet, 30, rp (309 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5962 Simply Invincible, 27, rp (126 G, 2.1 PRAA/300)
• 6260 Ki-Jana Carter, 21, rp (93 G, -12.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6176 Rocket Ismail, 21, rp (60 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6475 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 19, rp (43 G, -13.1 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6367 Vangelis, 19, 1b (who?)
• 6445 Ludwig van Beethoven, 20, c (who?)
• 6468 Larry Vanover, 18, rp (who?)
• 6517 Gus Van Sant, 19, 3b (who?)
• 6509 Abraham Van Helsing, 18, lf (who?)
• 6283 Tommie Frazier, 20, sp (who?)