Roster for Stratford Players:

Catchers:

• 5624 Ole Lukoje, 27, c (308 G, 1.9 DR/40, 5.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6498 Dromio of Ephesus, 22, c (69 G, 3.3 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 5494 MC Ren, 33, 1b (506 G, 0.2 DR/40, 6.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5798 Guillermo Mendizabal Sanchez, 28, 1b (338 G, -0.5 DR/40, 7.1 OR/40)
• 6110 Hamlet, 26, 2b (315 G, 1.3 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6013 Franco Causio, 25, 3b (299 G, -1.6 DR/40, 4.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5552 Nathan Kress, 29, ss (499 G, -0.7 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6088 Polonius, 24, ss (229 G, 1.1 DR/40, -0.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5504 Priyanka Chopra, 31, lf (552 G, -1.6 DR/40, 13.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 5989 Let's Get Ready To Rumble, 27, cf (323 G, 5.8 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
• 5982 Continuation of a Myth, 27, cf (252 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
• 6388 Isao Enlightened Bushi, 22, rf (86 G, 0.7 DR/40, 7.3 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6144 Cassius, 23, sp (85 G, -8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6292 Othello, 22, sp (82 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6122 Busta Rhymes, 27, sp (73 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5833 Titania, 27, mr (155 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5631 Gemma Ward, 28, rp (222 G, -6.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5760 Guildenstern, 26, rp (136 G, -5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5799 Nikola Pekovic, 26, rp (102 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6212 Sarah Michelle Gellar, 25, rp (92 G, 2.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6276 Desdemona, 24, rp (53 G, -12.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6375 Mark Antony, 22, 3b (136 G, 0.1 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6407 Solinus, 22, rf (6 G, -10.7 DR/40, -15.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6637 Julius Caesar, 20, c
• 6456 Antipholus of Syracuse, 21, 3b
• 6365 Murellus, 20, 2b
• 6467 Antipholus of Ephesus, 19, 1b