Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 5741 Havoc, 30, c (284 G, -1.6 DR/40, 3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6254 Philip Glass, 25, c (154 G, -0.6 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6137 Adrien Brody, 26, 1b (238 G, 0.7 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6246 Krusty the Clown, 25, 2b (211 G, 1.6 DR/40, 6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6036 Sheila Broflovski, 25, 3b (308 G, 1.5 DR/40, -1.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6080 Henry Wensleydale, 25, 3b (91 G, 0.8 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40)
• 5764 Kanga, 27, ss (325 G, 5.0 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6323 Saul, 24, ss (109 G, -2.4 DR/40, -5.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6052 Moe Howard, 25, lf (258 G, 5.6 DR/40, -1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6054 Gil Eanes, 24, lf (112 G, 2.4 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6425 Zach Braff, 23, cf (102 G, 3.1 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6291 Shia LaBoeuf, 24, rf (146 G, -2.9 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5911 Paul Rudd, 27, sp (168 G, 4.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5657 Guenhwyvar, 28, sp (153 G, 1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6104 Curly Howard, 25, sp (117 G, -2.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6160 Ben Bernanke, 24, sp (23 G, -10.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5908 Rachel, 31, mr (217 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5451 2D, 32, rp (334 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5910 Alison Brie, 26, rp (213 G, -1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5906 Sandy Koufax, 28, rp (211 G, -1.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6333 Tommy Pickles, 22, rp (29 G, -12.9 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 5428 Murdoc Niccals, 31, 1b (582 G, 0.9 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6484 Lena Dunham, 23, ss (24 G, -0.5 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6651 Willow Rosenberg, 20, rp
• 6523 David, 21, sp (who?)
• 6565 Jonah Hill, 19, rf (who?)
• 6648 Emmanuelle Chriqui, 21, mr