Roster for Tel Aviv Tribe:

Catchers:

• 6254 Philip Glass, 24, c (124 G, -0.7 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 5428 Murdoc Niccals, 30, 1b (565 G, 0.9 DR/40, 0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6137 Adrien Brody, 25, 1b (193 G, 0.9 DR/40, -0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6246 Krusty the Clown, 24, 2b (168 G, 1.9 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6036 Sheila Broflovski, 24, 3b (262 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6080 Henry Wensleydale, 24, 3b (63 G, -0.3 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40)
• 6323 Saul, 23, ss (86 G, -2.4 DR/40, -6.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6484 Lena Dunham, 22, ss (24 G, -0.5 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6052 Moe Howard, 24, lf (213 G, 5.6 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6054 Gil Eanes, 23, lf (82 G, 3.8 DR/40, -6.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6425 Zach Braff, 22, cf (56 G, 3.6 DR/40, -3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6291 Shia LaBoeuf, 23, rf (101 G, -2.0 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5911 Paul Rudd, 26, sp (149 G, 3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5657 Guenhwyvar, 27, sp (135 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6104 Curly Howard, 24, sp (94 G, -2.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6160 Ben Bernanke, 23, sp (11 G, -11.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5908 Rachel, 30, mr (198 G, 1.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5451 2D, 31, rp (312 G, 8.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5910 Alison Brie, 25, rp (196 G, -2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5906 Sandy Koufax, 27, rp (191 G, -1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6081 Daveed Diggs, 23, rp (106 G, -8.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6185 Esau, 23, 3b (126 G, -0.4 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6333 Tommy Pickles, 21, rp (8 G, -13.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6446 Yitzhak Rabin, 19, c (who?)
• 6486 Ari Gold, 18, c (who?)
• 6523 David, 20, sp (who?)
• 6565 Jonah Hill, 18, lf (who?)