Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 5757 Eeyore, 31, 1b (485 G, -2.1 DR/40, 11.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 6328 Chester Bennington, 23, 1b (195 G, 3.7 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 6336 Nina Persson, 23, 2b (217 G, 1.4 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 6391 Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 23, 3b (181 G, 6.5 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40) (who?)
- 6389 Bree Sharp, 21, ss (167 G, -3.4 DR/40, 2.1 OR/40) (who?)
- 6369 Wolfgang Van Halen, 23, ss (163 G, -1.3 DR/40, -4.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 6239 Taffy Dale, 22, ss (117 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40)
Outfielders:
- 5805 Kevin Love, 30, lf (378 G, -1.3 DR/40, 4.7 OR/40) (who?)
- 6317 Eddie Van Halen, 25, cf (212 G, 1.6 DR/40, 3.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 6201 Zach Rogue, 24, cf (160 G, -0.8 DR/40, -6.1 OR/40)
- 6574 Amanda Miranda Panda, 22, rf (123 G, 0.4 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40)
Starters:
- 5700 Jill Goodacre, 29, sp (160 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6206 Joules Scott-Key, 25, sp (96 G, 5.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6392 June Carter Cash, 21, sp (56 G, 10.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 22, sp (31 G, 2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 6171 Cedric Bixler-Zavala, 25, mr (171 G, 0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6641 Leeroy Jenkins, 22, mr (16 G, -13.2 PRAA/300)
- 6213 Franco Baresi, 27, rp (153 G, 1.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6220 Peter Rabbit, 23, rp (131 G, 11.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6306 Tim Wheeler, 25, rp (100 G, 3.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 6479 Raven-Symone Pearson, 22, rf (116 G, 0.8 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
- 6459 Sharin Foo, 24, lf (103 G, -0.6 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
- 6458 Olli-Pekka Laine, 23, sp (51 G, -5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6540 Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, 19, sp (3 G, -6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6614 Colm O Ciosoig, 20, c
- 6412 Olivia Newton-John, 20, lf (who?)