Roster for Seattle Angst:
Catchers:
Infielders:
- 5757 Eeyore, 32, 1b (522 G, -1.9 DR/40, 10.4 OR/40) (who?)
- 6328 Chester Bennington, 24, 1b (240 G, 2.8 DR/40, 1.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 6336 Nina Persson, 24, 2b (264 G, 1.6 DR/40, 3.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 6391 Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez, 24, 3b (218 G, 7.0 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
- 6389 Bree Sharp, 22, ss (210 G, -1.7 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 6369 Wolfgang Van Halen, 24, ss (190 G, -1.2 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
Outfielders:
- 5805 Kevin Love, 31, lf (417 G, -1.4 DR/40, 4.6 OR/40) (who?)
- 6459 Sharin Foo, 25, lf (133 G, -0.2 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
- 6317 Eddie Van Halen, 26, cf (259 G, 1.3 DR/40, 4.8 OR/40) (who?)
- 6574 Amanda Miranda Panda, 23, rf (165 G, 0.0 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40)
Starters:
- 6206 Joules Scott-Key, 26, sp (114 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6392 June Carter Cash, 22, sp (73 G, 9.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6548 Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, 23, sp (45 G, 6.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6540 Roy Mitchell-Cardenas, 20, sp (23 G, -3.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
Relievers:
- 6171 Cedric Bixler-Zavala, 26, mr (192 G, 2.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6641 Leeroy Jenkins, 23, mr (32 G, -5.1 PRAA/300)
- 6213 Franco Baresi, 28, rp (177 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6220 Peter Rabbit, 24, rp (160 G, 13.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
- 6306 Tim Wheeler, 26, rp (121 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
Minors:
- 6239 Taffy Dale, 23, ss (117 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40)
- 6479 Raven-Symone Pearson, 23, rf (116 G, 0.8 DR/40, -2.2 OR/40)
- 6735 David Krejčí, 21, sp
- 6782 John Popper, 17, 3b
- 6614 Colm O Ciosoig, 21, cf
- 6412 Olivia Newton-John, 21, lf (who?)