Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 5723 Christopher Robin, 29, c (339 G, 2.0 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5741 Havoc, 32, c (300 G, -1.5 DR/40, 2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6053 Danielle Bregoli, 29, c (297 G, 0.9 DR/40, -7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5787 Dave Dederer, 30, c (290 G, -3.2 DR/40, -2.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6254 Philip Glass, 27, c (202 G, -0.7 DR/40, -5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6098 Manmeet Colon, 29, c (183 G, 0.5 DR/40, -1.5 OR/40)
• 5964 Sarah Silverman, 29, c (162 G, 0.3 DR/40, -3.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6643 Roger Milla, 22, c (90 G, -2.3 DR/40, -8.4 OR/40)
• 6702 Archangel Avacyn, 22, c
• 6763 Jace the Living Guildpact, 18, c

Infielders:

• 5494 MC Ren, 35, 1b (546 G, 0.2 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6137 Adrien Brody, 28, 1b (317 G, 1.2 DR/40, -2.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 5922 Arthur Wilson One, 29, 1b (294 G, -0.8 DR/40, -0.4 OR/40)
• 6503 Greta Van Susteren, 23, 1b (97 G, -0.1 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6774 Bonaventure Djonkep, 18, 1b
• 5402 Nestor Combin, 32, 2b (506 G, -1.8 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6120 Shock G, 27, 2b (116 G, -0.6 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5918 B.J. Smegma, 30, 3b (458 G, 2.0 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40)
• 5762 Misty K. Snow, 31, 3b (457 G, -0.7 DR/40, -0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5448 Noodle, 32, 3b (456 G, 0.5 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5708 Angie Harmon, 31, 3b (384 G, -0.4 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5990 Nejib Ghommidh, 26, 3b (193 G, -2.2 DR/40, -6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6555 Jaina Proudmoore, 22, 3b (90 G, -1.6 DR/40, -11.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6426 Rokhan, 25, 3b (8 G, 0.0 DR/40, -20.5 OR/40)
• 6839 Gustavo Moscoso Huencho, 18, 3b
• 5842 Sara Foster, 31, ss (340 G, -2.7 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6632 Bilinda Butcher, 23, ss (92 G, 0.7 DR/40, -7.5 OR/40)
• 6450 Charles Logan, 21, ss (10 G, 0.0 DR/40, -6.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6805 Renee Alway, 17, ss
• 6755 Philip Michael Lester, 19, ss

Outfielders:

• 5504 Priyanka Chopra, 33, lf (625 G, -1.4 DR/40, 12.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 5413 Cliff Hagan, 32, lf (449 G, -3.1 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 5794 Michael Landon, 30, lf (430 G, 1.6 DR/40, 1.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 5930 Arthur Wilson Two, 30, lf (377 G, -1.5 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40)
• 5719 Rebecca Gayheart, 29, lf (127 G, -2.9 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6287 Brabantio, 25, lf (64 G, 0.8 DR/40, -4.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6416 Nia Baxter, 21, lf (49 G, -10.6 DR/40, -10.9 OR/40)
• 5704 Winnie the Pooh, 31, cf (487 G, 2.2 DR/40, 3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5577 Gertrude, 31, cf (461 G, 1.3 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5529 Cat Morgan, 32, cf (423 G, -2.9 DR/40, 0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6042 Idina Menzel, 29, cf (202 G, 3.7 DR/40, -5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6679 Noah Puckerman, 20, cf
• 5307 Tyler Oakley, 33, rf (663 G, 2.2 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 5310 Myla Dalbesio, 33, rf (380 G, 1.6 DR/40, 0.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6344 Calpurnia, 24, rf (126 G, 0.2 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6404 Craven Knight, 23, rf (77 G, -0.2 DR/40, -9.5 OR/40)
• 6767 Gerald Broflovski, 21, rf
• 6806 Jace Lasek, 17, rf
• 6792 Stephano, 17, rf

Starters:

• 5489 Munkustrap, 33, sp (283 G, 3.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5721 Kevin Garnett, 32, sp (203 G, 2.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5700 Jill Goodacre, 30, sp (160 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5728 Ron Crumpton, 30, sp (111 G, -0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6144 Cassius, 25, sp (98 G, -8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6172 Samuel Champlain, 28, sp (65 G, -7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6458 Olli-Pekka Laine, 24, sp (51 G, -5.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6411 Egeon, 23, sp (33 G, -7.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6729 Tony Abbott, 22, sp (21 G, -12.9 PRAA/300)
• 6658 Vita Sidorkina, 19, sp
• 6830 Rocky Porco, 18, sp
• 6817 Courtney Rose, 21, sp

Relievers:

• 5641 Josh Smith, 33, mr (251 G, 3.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5908 Rachel, 33, mr (244 G, 1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6179 Commodus, 27, mr (62 G, -7.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6452 Raven Tracy, 25, mr (28 G, -16.7 PRAA/300)
• 6810 Jace Ingenious Mind-Mage, 18, mr
• 5485 Alm-Uncle, 33, rp (325 G, 6.7 PRAA/300)
• 5554 Alonzo, 32, rp (310 G, 9.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5699 Calico Briggs, 32, rp (256 G, -1.8 PRAA/300)
• 5421 Raj Koothrappali, 33, rp (231 G, 6.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5799 Nikola Pekovic, 28, rp (129 G, 1.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5957 Dr. Shark Bird, 28, rp (89 G, -9.4 PRAA/300)
• 6463 Booker Baxter, 25, rp (82 G, -3.8 PRAA/300)
• 6102 Candice Huffine, 25, rp (57 G, -2.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6436 Popular Front, 23, rp (48 G, -16.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6461 Paris London, 21, rp (47 G, -13.5 PRAA/300)
• 6529 Maga Traitor to Mortals, 24, rp (42 G, -9.0 PRAA/300)
• 6655 Wicked Witch of the West, 19, rp