Roster for waivers:

Catchers:

• 5396 Teysa Orzhov Scion, 35, c (490 G, -0.5 DR/40, 12.1 OR/40)
• 6174 Rainer Shine, 27, c (230 G, 0.0 DR/40, -1.1 OR/40)
• 5541 Charlotte York, 29, c (169 G, -1.2 DR/40, -0.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6700 Keaton Jones, 19, c

Infielders:

• 5428 Murdoc Niccals, 32, 1b (582 G, 0.9 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5369 Elizabeth Emken, 35, 1b (496 G, -0.1 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5670 Kyle Korver, 32, 1b (321 G, -0.2 DR/40, 2.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6654 One with Nothing, 21, 1b (14 G, 3.7 DR/40, -8.6 OR/40)
• 6684 Curt Smith, 21, 1b
• 6644 Robert Schuman, 18, 1b
• 5612 Philip DeFranco Jr., 30, 2b (332 G, 1.4 DR/40, -2.8 OR/40)
• 5956 Cardinal Fang, 29, 2b (212 G, -4.0 DR/40, 2.9 OR/40)
• 6358 Titus Andromedon, 24, 2b (95 G, -1.1 DR/40, -6.5 OR/40) (who?)
• 6420 Mist Raven, 24, 2b (62 G, -4.5 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)
• 6741 Rachel Williams, 19, 2b
• 5487 Dominique Wilkins, 31, 3b (546 G, -0.2 DR/40, 2.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5552 Nathan Kress, 30, ss (499 G, -0.7 DR/40, -1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 5747 Jules Cobb, 30, ss (382 G, 3.5 DR/40, -4.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6258 Gianni Rivera, 23, ss (265 G, -3.2 DR/40, -7.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6191 Johnny Gentle, 27, ss (183 G, 5.5 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6046 Shemp Howard, 26, ss (118 G, 2.1 DR/40, -2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6226 Matt Dillon, 23, ss (44 G, 0.7 DR/40, -8.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6484 Lena Dunham, 24, ss (24 G, -0.5 DR/40, 1.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5814 Frank Langella, 27, ss (23 G, 3.7 DR/40, -21.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6628 Craig Mack, 19, ss
• 6495 Kevin Keegan, 19, ss (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6688 Courage Tshabalala, 18, lf
• 6578 Tom Chaplin, 18, lf
• 6744 Janet, 18, lf
• 5982 Continuation of a Myth, 28, cf (252 G, -0.3 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40)
• 6019 Andrew Wiggins, 28, cf (130 G, -4.6 DR/40, -3.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6593 Heimo Pfeifenberger, 19, cf
• 5362 Carly Fiorina, 36, rf (580 G, -0.1 DR/40, 7.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 5423 Russel Hobbs, 31, rf (434 G, 2.6 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6261 Geronimo Barbadillo Gonzalez, 24, rf (206 G, -6.0 DR/40, -7.3 OR/40)
• 6325 Claire Underwood, 21, rf (44 G, 0.4 DR/40, -9.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6596 Mitch Kapor, 18, rf
• 6567 Vance Joy, 19, rf (who?)
• 6577 Jango Glackin, 20, rf

Starters:

• 5368 Sting, 33, sp (321 G, 8.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5558 Peter, 32, sp (204 G, 3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5615 Dikembe Mutombo, 30, sp (188 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5722 Tobias Andrion, 31, sp (187 G, 1.5 PRAA/300)
• 5725 Anne Lindbergh, 31, sp (152 G, -1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6023 Fitzgerald Thomas Grant III, 25, sp (108 G, -8.0 PRAA/300)
• 6284 David Palmer, 25, sp (60 G, -5.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6168 Bernard Dietz, 25, sp (57 G, -10.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6480 Sune Rose Wagner, 21, sp (36 G, -17.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6636 Paul Ramadier, 21, sp (5 G, -16.5 PRAA/300)
• 6513 Patrik Elias, 20, sp (who?)
• 6626 Decius, 21, sp

Relievers:

• 5658 Charles Lincoln Neal III, 30, mr (274 G, -2.2 PRAA/300)
• 5500 Eleonora Pons, 30, mr (242 G, 3.5 PRAA/300)
• 5669 Ice-T, 30, mr (230 G, 0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5829 Sir Francis Drake, 27, mr (143 G, -8.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6101 Saint Schwing, 27, mr (134 G, -6.4 PRAA/300)
• 6403 Eddie Thomas, 23, mr (3 G, -19.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6587 Ulf Samuelsson, 21, mr
• 5685 Janeane Garofalo, 31, rp (278 G, 0.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5945 Sir Lancelot the Brave, 31, rp (230 G, 6.5 PRAA/300)
• 5909 Rachel Berry, 35, rp (174 G, 10.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5759 Roo, 28, rp (139 G, -1.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6034 Massimo Bottura, 28, rp (120 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5778 Huckleberry Finn, 27, rp (90 G, -0.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6276 Desdemona, 25, rp (55 G, -11.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6566 Uther Lightbringer, 20, rp (23 G, -21.3 PRAA/300)
• 6288 Margo Reuten, 23, rp (22 G, -6.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6468 Larry Vanover, 20, rp (19 G, -25.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6519 The Unspeakable, 19, rp (10 G, -24.8 PRAA/300)
• 6630 Dario Saric, 22, rp (5 G, -56.5 PRAA/300)
• 6703 Mindy St. Claire, 20, rp
• 6551 Hyacinth Bucket, 20, rp (who?)