Roster for Vancouver Vans:

Catchers:

• 6071 Kree Harrison, 29, c (413 G, 1.0 DR/40, 11.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6445 Ludwig van Beethoven, 24, c (42 G, 0.0 DR/40, 6.5 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6759 Armin van Buuren, 19, 1b (90 G, -1.9 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6621 Milhouse Van Houten, 20, 1b (19 G, -0.2 DR/40, -5.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6625 Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 22, 2b (123 G, 0.8 DR/40, -7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6517 Gus Van Sant, 23, 3b (100 G, -0.4 DR/40, 2.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6205 Anthony Thompson, 26, ss (279 G, -2.5 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6903 Keith Van Horn, 21, ss (49 G, 3.3 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6511 Stan Van Gundy, 24, lf (202 G, 5.5 DR/40, -0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6640 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 22, lf (104 G, 1.3 DR/40, -3.0 OR/40)
• 6442 James Van Ness, 25, cf (294 G, -6.7 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6466 George Vancouver, 25, cf (257 G, -7.6 DR/40, 0.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6733 Jan van Eyck, 22, rf (123 G, -8.2 DR/40, -1.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6570 Rip Van Winkle, 22, sp (85 G, -4.1 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 6801 Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, 19, mr (50 G, -10.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6491 Linus Van Pelt, 22, mr (42 G, -7.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6260 Ki-Jana Carter, 25, rp (206 G, -9.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6176 Rocket Ismail, 25, rp (159 G, -1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6475 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 23, rp (149 G, -7.4 PRAA/300)
• 6645 Martin Van Buren, 21, rp (101 G, -5.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6788 Fred VanVleet, 22, rp (51 G, -5.3 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6435 Jean-Claude Van Damme, 25, c (175 G, -1.0 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6748 Charles Van Doren, 19, sp (13 G, -29.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6909 Leslie Van Houten, 18, 2b (who?)
• 6509 Abraham Van Helsing, 22, lf (who?)
• 6871 Lucretia Van Horn, 17, sp (who?)
• 6905 William Cornelius Van Horne, 18, 2b (who?)