Roster for Vancouver Vans:

Catchers:

• 6071 Kree Harrison, 28, c (364 G, 1.0 DR/40, 10.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6435 Jean-Claude Van Damme, 24, c (175 G, -1.0 DR/40, -1.7 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6759 Armin van Buuren, 18, 1b (44 G, 0.4 DR/40, 3.1 OR/40)
• 6621 Milhouse Van Houten, 19, 1b (9 G, 0.9 DR/40, -4.9 OR/40)
• 6625 Isaac Newton Van Nuys, 21, 2b (78 G, 0.5 DR/40, -8.3 OR/40)
• 6517 Gus Van Sant, 22, 3b (56 G, -0.2 DR/40, 5.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6205 Anthony Thompson, 25, ss (274 G, -2.6 DR/40, -3.7 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6511 Stan Van Gundy, 23, lf (162 G, 6.0 DR/40, -0.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6640 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 21, lf (88 G, 0.0 DR/40, -4.6 OR/40)
• 6442 James Van Ness, 24, cf (244 G, -9.3 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6466 George Vancouver, 24, cf (225 G, -7.3 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6377 Vincent Van Gogh, 25, rf (101 G, -0.3 DR/40, -7.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6733 Jan van Eyck, 21, rf (80 G, -10.8 DR/40, -1.4 OR/40)

Starters:

• 6570 Rip Van Winkle, 21, sp (58 G, -6.0 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 6801 Ludwig Mies van der Rohe, 18, mr (24 G, -11.3 PRAA/300)
• 5962 Simply Invincible, 30, rp (195 G, -2.7 PRAA/300)
• 6260 Ki-Jana Carter, 24, rp (177 G, -8.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6176 Rocket Ismail, 24, rp (135 G, -0.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6475 Vance "Van" Wilder Jr., 22, rp (120 G, -7.2 PRAA/300)
• 6645 Martin Van Buren, 20, rp (75 G, -7.0 PRAA/300)
• 6788 Fred VanVleet, 21, rp (27 G, -11.4 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6491 Linus Van Pelt, 21, mr (17 G, -19.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6748 Charles Van Doren, 18, sp (13 G, -29.1 PRAA/300)
• 6666 Robert Anderson Van Wyck, 19, ss
• 6445 Ludwig van Beethoven, 23, c (who?)
• 6509 Abraham Van Helsing, 21, lf (who?)
• 6704 Mario Van Peebles, 19, 1b