Roster for Stratford Players:

Catchers:

• 5624 Ole Lukoje, 31, c (484 G, 1.5 DR/40, 5.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6498 Dromio of Ephesus, 26, c (237 G, 3.9 DR/40, -5.1 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6110 Hamlet, 30, 2b (492 G, 1.1 DR/40, 4.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6456 Antipholus of Syracuse, 25, 2b (74 G, 1.3 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40)
• 6013 Franco Causio, 29, 3b (470 G, -1.3 DR/40, 6.9 OR/40) (who?)
• 6375 Mark Antony, 26, 3b (282 G, -0.1 DR/40, 1.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6088 Polonius, 28, ss (413 G, 1.3 DR/40, 1.5 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 5590 Lais Ribero, 32, lf (671 G, -1.0 DR/40, 13.3 OR/40)
• 6677 Caliban, 24, lf (27 G, 6.2 DR/40, -10.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 5989 Let's Get Ready To Rumble, 31, cf (523 G, 5.6 DR/40, -3.3 OR/40)
• 6388 Isao Enlightened Bushi, 26, rf (254 G, -0.3 DR/40, 5.0 OR/40)

Starters:

• 5657 Guenhwyvar, 32, sp (194 G, 1.8 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6292 Othello, 26, sp (148 G, 3.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6122 Busta Rhymes, 31, sp (138 G, 2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6005 Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, 29, sp (124 G, 4.5 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5833 Titania, 31, mr (255 G, -2.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5767 Tim, 33, rp (294 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6212 Sarah Michelle Gellar, 29, rp (179 G, 8.9 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5970 Rose Bertram, 28, rp (160 G, -3.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6639 Valdas Adamkus, 25, rp (86 G, 16.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6533 Mandy Cohen, 25, rp (58 G, -8.9 PRAA/300)

Minors:

• 6199 Shitavious Cook, 30, mr (213 G, 5.8 PRAA/300)
• 5760 Guildenstern, 30, rp (212 G, -3.0 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6705 Sycorax, 24, rf (15 G, -0.8 DR/40, -0.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6819 Radek Faksa, 19, rp (who?)
• 6955 Sebastian, 17, rf (who?)
• 6957 Ariel, 17, cf (who?)