Roster for Stratford Players:

Catchers:

• 5624 Ole Lukoje, 32, c (530 G, 1.3 DR/40, 5.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 6498 Dromio of Ephesus, 27, c (263 G, 4.1 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)

Infielders:

• 6110 Hamlet, 31, 2b (529 G, 0.5 DR/40, 3.6 OR/40) (who?)
• 6456 Antipholus of Syracuse, 26, 2b (111 G, -0.2 DR/40, -1.9 OR/40)
• 6013 Franco Causio, 30, 3b (509 G, -1.3 DR/40, 6.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6375 Mark Antony, 27, 3b (325 G, -0.5 DR/40, 1.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6863 Brad Shultz, 21, ss (32 G, -3.8 DR/40, -7.2 OR/40)

Outfielders:

• 5590 Lais Ribero, 33, lf (718 G, -0.9 DR/40, 12.6 OR/40)
• 6677 Caliban, 25, lf (46 G, 1.0 DR/40, -6.3 OR/40) (who?)
• 5989 Let's Get Ready To Rumble, 32, cf (573 G, 4.8 DR/40, -4.3 OR/40)
• 6388 Isao Enlightened Bushi, 27, rf (296 G, -0.9 DR/40, 6.4 OR/40)
• 6705 Sycorax, 25, rf (62 G, -1.6 DR/40, 0.6 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 5657 Guenhwyvar, 33, sp (216 G, 1.3 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6292 Othello, 27, sp (165 G, 3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6005 Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg, 30, sp (141 G, 5.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Relievers:

• 5833 Titania, 32, mr (278 G, -2.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6199 Shitavious Cook, 31, mr (239 G, 4.6 PRAA/300)
• 6092 Seth Rogen, 32, rp (256 G, 7.5 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6212 Sarah Michelle Gellar, 30, rp (203 G, 7.7 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5970 Rose Bertram, 29, rp (180 G, -3.4 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6639 Valdas Adamkus, 26, rp (107 G, 15.7 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 7070 Lisa Jackson, 20, sp
• 7052 Ol' Buzzbark, 21, lf
• 7098 Gonzalo, 17, sp
• 6955 Sebastian, 18, rf (who?)
• 7064 Jasmine Sanders, 19, 3b
• 6957 Ariel, 18, cf (who?)