Roster for Sao Paulo Southpaws:

Catchers:

• 5950 Mister Blue Sky, 31, c (434 G, 1.1 DR/40, -2.1 OR/40) (who?)

Infielders:

• 6872 Big Gipp, 19, 1b (20 G, -4.2 DR/40, -11.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6115 Vince Gilligan, 31, 2b (410 G, 3.9 DR/40, 6.1 OR/40) (who?)
• 6799 Rat, 20, 2b (2 G, 2.0 DR/40, 54.0 OR/40) (who?)
• 6203 Robert Patrick, 29, 3b (384 G, 3.8 DR/40, 0.7 OR/40) (who?)
• 6473 Danielle Harrington, 23, ss (191 G, -2.6 DR/40, -3.6 OR/40)
• 6929 Lauren Brie Harding, 19, ss (17 G, 1.2 DR/40, -4.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 7006 Yann LeCun, 18, ss (12 G, -5.0 DR/40, -10.0 OR/40) (who?)

Outfielders:

• 6052 Moe Howard, 29, lf (437 G, 3.7 DR/40, 0.2 OR/40) (who?)
• 6553 Jason Ritter, 26, lf (230 G, 1.3 DR/40, 0.8 OR/40) (who?)
• 6926 Chief Superintendent Lookout, 19, cf (19 G, 0.0 DR/40, -14.3 OR/40)
• 6960 The Butcher, 21, cf (5 G, 8.8 DR/40, -2.4 OR/40) (who?)
• 6838 Peter Billingsley, 22, rf (39 G, -0.9 DR/40, -4.5 OR/40) (who?)

Starters:

• 6008 Kate Bock, 29, sp (200 G, -0.6 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6264 Ryusei the Falling Star, 25, sp (85 G, -8.4 PRAA/300)
• 6381 Takeno Samurai General, 28, sp (77 G, -7.9 PRAA/300)

Relievers:

• 6092 Seth Rogen, 31, rp (234 G, 7.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5986 Tim Allen, 30, rp (198 G, 1.2 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 5969 Ed O'Neill, 29, rp (180 G, -0.1 PRAA/300) (who?)
• 6106 Vanilla Dong, 28, rp (150 G, -1.7 PRAA/300)
• 6972 Rob McElhenney, 18, rp (21 G, -11.4 PRAA/300) (who?)

Minors:

• 6976 Toni Polster, 17, ss (who?)
• 6909 Leslie Van Houten, 19, 2b (who?)
• 6942 Aaron Patterson, 17, ss
• 6896 Bethany Mota, 18, cf (who?)
• 6854 Chief Constable Fire, 18, 2b
• 7020 Amar Bose, 17, ss (who?)